Puns 6

[excelsior-1]

Recently I’ve been attending meetings of Eavesdroppers Anonymous – not that they know!

Recently I went on a ballooning holiday – I put on
four stone

I can’t even count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept… Aarrgghh! Sorry, I’ve got a huit allergy!

[marval]

HaHa

[Svejk]

a neuf already