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maggiebee | 09:43 Thu 29th Aug 2013 | Jokes
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A tough old cowboy from Texas counselled his granddaughter that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal every morning.

The granddaughter did this religiously, until at last she died at the age of 108.
She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great-grandchildren, and a 30 ft hole where the crematorium used to be.
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