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Igor61 | 21:06 Sat 23rd Mar 2013 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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My lady has asked me to open up the Towers for this evening as she is busy with the ossifers from the local constabulary, they are still looking into the matter of our missing moat. They have at least three suspects and they have found some clues a yellow marigold, a head gasket from a 1964 Cortina and a pile of plastic buckets.
Tonight's tailcock will be the "Arctic Blast" and the hot plate special is a Mince and dumpling pie a hearty warming dish (and my favourite), the pudding tonight is a steamed apple sponge pudding, you can have custard or cream with that (I like the custard)
Those ahem musical bampots that sit in the gallery will be spouting their usual nonsense (why we can't have good old fashioned rock and roll is quite beyond me) they are also threatening to inflict their version of Bon Jovi's greatest hits on us tonight ( oh spare us!)
I expect she (who must be obeyed) will organise a rofl when she finally gets rid of those ossifers (my money is on that suspicious character next door - he has a new water feature in his back yard)
The young mistress is still in her chambers but she will be along shortly (I like her best) she has organised ice skating down at the lake, and hot chocolate and marshmallows will be available down there later. The hot tub is bubbling away as usual and I had to trudge all the way up there with all the stuff that goes in that flippin' mini bar! I've lit the fires in the snug and in the vestibule. Belle has set all the necessary requisites in the retiring rooms ready for the members.

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Just remember I'll be chucking you all out at midnight (I have my chains to polish!)
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Ah, goodnight then Tony. Might see you here next week all depends on "himself"

OK Igor, you can gather the staff and commence the clear up. I shall retire to my chambers if you need me. Please ask Scoff to send me up a small tray of supper and a hot chocolate if you please.
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Finally we can get on and I can clean my chains.......


Oi Scoff, a supper tray for Madame and a flask of hot chocolate!

Chubb, you ready to lock up yet?
Plant, Dyson you gather up the plates and stuff, and tell those bampots in the gallery to stop their rackey! Birdy song indeed! bunch of nyaffs...

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