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My lady has asked me to open up the Towers for this evening as she is busy with the ossifers from the local constabulary, they are still looking into the matter of our missing moat. They have at least three suspects and they have found some clues a yellow marigold, a head gasket from a 1964 Cortina and a pile of plastic buckets.
Tonight's tailcock will be the "Arctic Blast" and the hot plate special is a Mince and dumpling pie a hearty warming dish (and my favourite), the pudding tonight is a steamed apple sponge pudding, you can have custard or cream with that (I like the custard)
Those ahem musical bampots that sit in the gallery will be spouting their usual nonsense (why we can't have good old fashioned rock and roll is quite beyond me) they are also threatening to inflict their version of Bon Jovi's greatest hits on us tonight ( oh spare us!)
I expect she (who must be obeyed) will organise a rofl when she finally gets rid of those ossifers (my money is on that suspicious character next door - he has a new water feature in his back yard)
The young mistress is still in her chambers but she will be along shortly (I like her best) she has organised ice skating down at the lake, and hot chocolate and marshmallows will be available down there later. The hot tub is bubbling away as usual and I had to trudge all the way up there with all the stuff that goes in that flippin' mini bar! I've lit the fires in the snug and in the vestibule. Belle has set all the necessary requisites in the retiring rooms ready for the members.
Welcome one and all
Just remember I'll be chucking you all out at midnight (I have my chains to polish!)
Tonight's tailcock will be the "Arctic Blast" and the hot plate special is a Mince and dumpling pie a hearty warming dish (and my favourite), the pudding tonight is a steamed apple sponge pudding, you can have custard or cream with that (I like the custard)
Those ahem musical bampots that sit in the gallery will be spouting their usual nonsense (why we can't have good old fashioned rock and roll is quite beyond me) they are also threatening to inflict their version of Bon Jovi's greatest hits on us tonight ( oh spare us!)
I expect she (who must be obeyed) will organise a rofl when she finally gets rid of those ossifers (my money is on that suspicious character next door - he has a new water feature in his back yard)
The young mistress is still in her chambers but she will be along shortly (I like her best) she has organised ice skating down at the lake, and hot chocolate and marshmallows will be available down there later. The hot tub is bubbling away as usual and I had to trudge all the way up there with all the stuff that goes in that flippin' mini bar! I've lit the fires in the snug and in the vestibule. Belle has set all the necessary requisites in the retiring rooms ready for the members.
Welcome one and all
Just remember I'll be chucking you all out at midnight (I have my chains to polish!)
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We always meant to cross into West Sussex Daisy, but we never quite managed it (so far) Best beloved and I spent our first holiday together in Rye.
we didn't have a honeymoon as Ihad an absolute stinker of a cold when we got married - could hardly wait to get into the vestry to sign the book just so I could cough! I remember the sleeves of my wedding dress were well padded with tissues! Anyway we sort of got attached to the place and the area after that first trip, could go the year after as I was in hospital having Queenie, took her there the next year..... We'll get to "your" Sussex one of these days I'm sure of it. Queenie used to call it Sockits....
we didn't have a honeymoon as Ihad an absolute stinker of a cold when we got married - could hardly wait to get into the vestry to sign the book just so I could cough! I remember the sleeves of my wedding dress were well padded with tissues! Anyway we sort of got attached to the place and the area after that first trip, could go the year after as I was in hospital having Queenie, took her there the next year..... We'll get to "your" Sussex one of these days I'm sure of it. Queenie used to call it Sockits....
Goodness, you make me feel positively static Daisy! I've only ever lived in two places, I was actually born in the town where I now live, but I grew up only about 7 miles from here. When we married he wouldn't live where I lived and I wouldn't live where he did so we compromised this is about halfway between the two!
Goodnight Excel, have a nice Easter.
Not sure what's happening next week. It is best beloved's big birthday but he has decided he doesn't want a party so I'm not sure what we'll be doing.
I can always leave the staff to get on with things. Just knock on the Towers doors and tell them I said it was alright to have the meeting
Not sure what's happening next week. It is best beloved's big birthday but he has decided he doesn't want a party so I'm not sure what we'll be doing.
I can always leave the staff to get on with things. Just knock on the Towers doors and tell them I said it was alright to have the meeting
