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marval | 18:10 Fri 04th Jan 2013 | Jokes
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A large two-engine train was crossing the north island of New Zealand.

After they had gone some distance one of the engines broke down.

"No problem," the engineer thought, and carried on at half power.

Farther on down the line, the second engine broke down, and the train slowed to a dead stop.

The engineer decided he should inform the passengers about why the train had stopped, and made the following announcement:

"Ladies and gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news.

The bad news is that both engines have failed, and we will be stuck here for some time.

The good news is that you decided to take the train and not fly."
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Nice one, marval
marval on good form - as usual
Good one, Lol!
Very good marval made me lol.

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