Competition Time - Captions

[DTCwordfan]

Captions please for this pic of the Guinness World Record holder, the oldest person to go abseiling - in this case, one Colin Bell, 102 years young, and taking on the front of the Royal London Hospital.

Congrats to him and what he has raised for Ambulances.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/Screenshot-2023-09-15-at-08.46.27.png

 

Opening caption: 'NHS new procedure to exit dead folk out of hospital'.

over to you....

[mallyh]

oh *** i've dropped my bucket and shammy 

[mallyh]

missing word rhymes with rugger^^^^

[vulcan42]

'No sir, you can't say you were just passing, I'm arresting you for being a peeping tom'.

[Arksided]

"There has to be an easier way to find a dentist on the NHS, all I asked for was dental floss."

[Squitty]

Colin has wanted to see his reflection in this one particular piece of glass since he was 9 years old..

[Ken4155]

"Once you hit 102, it's all downhill from there."

[Gromit]

Colin was left hanging about A&E for hours because of the NHS cuts.

[Patsy33]

When Colin got wind that the hospital needed to be scaled down, he didn't hang about. Well not much..

[William51]

One way of escaping the incessant hospital tests.

[1ozzy]

Nick off you lot, I'm not a peeping Tom!