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marval | 20:38 Mon 16th Apr 2018 | Jokes
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I was over an hour late for work this morning.

When I arrived the boss stormed over and snapped, “What’s your excuse this time Matthew?”

“Sorry sir,” I replied. “I missed the bus.”

He said, “Well make sure you’re more punctual in future.”

I said, “Sorry sir comma I missed the bus full stop”


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Capital punishment!
Did he kick you up the bracket(s)?....
...yes and it was felt in the colon, but I blame the parenthesis.
I had to dash off to A&E..
I had a terrible attack of diaeresis.
Hope your vowels didn't suffer!
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That deserves an exclamation.
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