Hi I'm New Here

[bobtheturkey]

I am a former semi finalist in the dingle peninsula pot noodle eating competition and I have 2 pet pot bellied pigs called bacon and sandwich, nice to be here 

[ToraToraTora]

you joined 2005.

[THECORBYLOON]

Whoosh!!!!!!!

[melv16]

Thuuuddd

[brainiac]

Yaaaawn

[Buenchico]

Essential headgear, I feel, for protecting yourself from some of the flack that you'll inevitably get on this site:
https://www.diy.com/departments/orange-12l-bucket/5059340100364_BQ.prd?alt=true

[anneasquith]

BOB. We've missed you .

[wolf63]

Have your pigs got blankets, Bob?  

[carrot99]

Didn't you use to be Bobtheduck? 🤔

[JimF]

I am Spartacus

[Arksided]

Yes you are, it's that fella 

[Moorea7]

I'd give anything for a bacon sandwich right now!  🤤

[Arksided]

I'm sure you would 

[Moorea7]

 .....   and pigs might fly, Arksided!

[Arksided]

I have bacon, but no idea why the helicopters are flying about 

[Moorea7]

Maybe lowering a blade to cut your bacon?  You're making me hungry !    

[1ozzy]

Thanksgiving is yet to happen Bob, hope you're bilingual,,

https://ibb.co/Jvs2Qdy

[Mozz71]

Did they get pot bellies from eating pot noodles or just by pottering about?

[DTCwordfan]

Mozz, it's well known that they don't eat the noodles, just the pot.

[DTCwordfan]

Bob, I too have two pot-bellied pigs that came from Vietnam via Kabul. One is called 'Weed' and the other 'Ganja' - they are cute but really are a pair of dopes.

[gulliver1]

You telling porkies bob .......TTT thinks you are @ 22.59 🤣