Mad Over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Well, after weeks of stravaiging and gallivanting, it is wonderful to be back in the bosom of the Club.

Examination of the Minutes of the meetings held in my absence suggest that all has gone well , with the possible exception of a few cases missing from the cellar, but we will draw a veil over that.

There will be the usual raffle tonight and I have donated

A National Truss Tea Towel, hardly used at all.

Half a tin of toffees (only a few teethmarks showing)

and a Buff Puff Body Rub (completely new, but rather elderly).

Further prizes will be welcome.

[alexanderd]

The old ones are the best, arent we?

[Mamyalynne]

Oh I don't use oxos now I use bouilli... bwellli.... err powder

[ttfn]

Noth - sanity? Turn again D1ck Whittington - welcome anyway

[alexanderd]

Noth3 you sound like perfect membership material, pull up a chair and stand up matron will be along soon with the drinks trolley

[dozeydo]

Good evening, everyone! I have brought for the raffle the croc from the moat - it was looking very subdued when i found it and if you look at it from a distance, it looks uncommonly like a french speaking wooden log.

[alexanderd]

Careful Dozeydo the croc is a master of disguise

[ttfn]

Bonne nuit Crocodile Dordogne! Vin ou Vimto pour vous?

[ladyalex]

Thanks you , dozey.....I'm sure the frog log croc will do very well.....
Also may I congratulate you on your extra effort to fit in here.

Noth, welcome. Tailcocks will arrive soon. Extra strength tonight I think.
You also seem to be made of 'the right stuff' for our club.

[Mamyalynne]

Cripes is filling up now here are a new batch of tailcocks, not sure about the log, will it do for the fire? Alex get the axe.

[ttfn]

That is a welcome relief Noth - I don't speak any other mots - no surprise there then. Does mamya require a helping hand, I can't hear her gushing in the drinks room?

[ttfn]

Beg your pudding mamya - is it a safe time now for me to offer you my assistance?

[boxtops]

Good evening all, I have brought some sausages left over from our barbecue last week - a little curly but I blast from the flame thrower will soon reconstitute them.

[ttfn]

You have an upset tummy did you say boxy? Sit down then, quickly

[boxtops]

No ttfn, you are mistaking me for someone else. It was the wee in the week, not the other.

[Mamyalynne]

Boxy are meds required, those sausages only look fit for the fire or the Croc

[ladyalex]

My goodness what a gathering. Perhaps we should all tie ourselves together to prevent anyone going missing ?
It is a big house, you know.
Have you any spare wool, Matron ?

[alexanderd]

Just checked the moat the croc is still there but a bit glassey eyed from all this wrestling

[dozeydo]

wool? Wool? I always have wool! I can make anything out of wool....