Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

Good evening, the Club is now Open.


I hope all went well in my absence last week and that the cellar is in the same condition as I left it.

Sadly Lordalex had a bit of a mishap on his return from his outing last week and is laid up in bed under the doctor with his thigh. He sends cordial greetings to you all and has high hopes of some embrocation later.
Please on no account anyone give him a cocktail.

[petal54]

all best wishes to his lordship,hope the doc gets out from under his thigh soon.just back from Navarone,trouble with a dammed dam,brought some schnapps though

[ladyalex]

Navarone ?
Have you been to the Wild West ?
I saw a film about that once.

[petal54]

robert shaw & harrison ford were there,as it happens

[ladyalex]

It was a western, then ?
I was sure it was, but somebody told me it was a war film........

Can I have some schnapps, please? It's been a long week.

[petal54]

feel free,there is some black forrest gatox that needs eating up before Ellie gets in out of the rain

[ladyalex]

A long week and a wet one too.

The gattox will be lovely. I like a nice Black Woodsman.

Looks like it's just us tonight, Petal....

[atsgran]

Good evening everyone, not been to the club for a good few weeks, but Mrs Ford said it was ok for me to pop in for a wee while tonight as long as I only have 6 or 7 of matrons cocktails. Hope Lordalex and his embrocation will soon be fine.

[ladyalex]

Hello Atsgran.
We seem to be missing Mamyalynne tonight, so the tailcocks may be a little different.

Nice to see you back.
I'll pass on your good wished to Lordalex.

[petal54]

hope you've arranged a sliegh ride home atsgran, the rozzers are hot on the trail at this time of year & matron's tailcocks are pretty hot stuf

[atsgran]

Thanks petal 54, usually get escorted home when I've had too many tailcocks, but trying to be good tonight

[ladyalex]

Has anyone seen Matron recently ?

I don't think Ellie and Humph have been cleaned out properly .

[petal54]

i'll come in early to help clean out Ellie & Humph,i'll look out for some mistletoe for the staff bash

[atsgran]

Not seen her your ladyship, but I will go and see to ellie and hump if you can tell me where the brush and pail are kept,

[ladyalex]

Oh thank you bpoth, you are good.

The brush and pail are usually kept in the lower downstairs outside shed.
We usually have the mistletoe from the far hedge hung by the hall rose.

[Bapla]

can any one lend me there false teeth please mine are giving me a bit of jip... and i need some relief

thakyou...

[ladyalex]

Do you both have torches and waterproofs ? It's a bit damp and dark out there....

[petal54]

between us atsgran,we'll get through quicker,matron's not on a refresher course is she,as she needs to be kept up to date on my meds in case i get too out of control,which has been known,wibble wobble

[atsgran]

You know I always have waterproofs on - your ladyship, even if they are knitted

[ladyalex]

We have plenty of embrocation, Bapla. Will that do for your poor gums ?

[ladyalex]

Sorry, atsgran. I had forgotten about your problem................

Have you got your medication to hand, petal ?