Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now open.

Due to technical difficulties there will be NO RAFFLE tonight.
Members bringing a prize are asked to hold on to it.

The Committee would like to ask for donations to help meet the cost of animal feed. Any amount, no matter how large would be most welcome.

[petal54]

will a sack of corn & 3 bales of hay be of any use?if so i'llsend it on.just putting the platypus to bed

[ladyalex]

That's marvellous, petal.
Thank you so much.
Do you get eggs from your platypus ?

[Jan1957]

Oh dear, now I'm really confused. 2 clubs! Which one do I go to. I will have to have a lie down now.

[ladyalex]

Mamyalynne, Mamyalynne we're over here!

[weeal]

me too Jan, last week it was closed and I came back on Sunday

[ladyalex]

Stay here Jan, Matron has closed the other one.
We're going to have to devise a system........any offers ?

[caththecrazy]

Hello All I've been away for a week or so having a holiday.

Such a nice place we ate with our fingers and the walls were padded , the transfer buse seats were more like beds and the roads were so windy we had to be strapped in.

How is my Ellie? She seems a bit thin -only 2 tons -not to worry I've brought her 2 apple trees - they were in this field and ....

[petal54]

not laying at presant,waiting for the golden goose

[N0BB0]

OMG its here again

[Mamyalynne]

so sorry milady about the misunderstanding

lost prop list

pink candlewick D/Gown
firemans helmet
2 bags of monkey nuts
Assorted amount of dentures and spectacles

[ladyalex]

Stay here too weeal.
Matron will be here soon I'm sure.
All call for her ....
matron , matron, MATRON!

[N0BB0]

Hang on while I pump up me bra

[caththecrazy]

Offers like bog offs? or 100% off?

I'm sure mamyalynne will ofer some cocktails when she arrives

[slinky.kate]

hellooooo,i have an opened tin of dog food,my dog doesnt like it,will i get it for you

[caththecrazy]

NOBBO you must not show your tail in here though...

[Jan1957]

Ok I'll stay in this one. I don't think my raffle prize will be any good next week. It's a meat and tattie pie and it's already 3 days out of date.

[pericat]

I need some cheering up so if I promise to provide some evening entertainment at some stage with my 2 acrobatic cats - could I join ?

[ladyalex]

Welcome back cath.
Are you all calm and relaxed now after your little holiday ?

Glad to see you, matron, after the misunderstanding which is, in fact carrying on the grand tradition of our club.

[weeal]

hang on, be right back, my jelly babies are getting cold

[ladyalex]

pericat welcome. You have tumbling cats?
Ours just sleep.