Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now open.

Due to technical difficulties there will be NO RAFFLE tonight.
Members bringing a prize are asked to hold on to it.

The Committee would like to ask for donations to help meet the cost of animal feed. Any amount, no matter how large would be most welcome.

[Mamyalynne]

hope NOBBO has wiped his..........er feet before he came in (is he affiliated)

The cocktails are nearly ready just the final distillation to do

welcome back cathy

[caththecrazy]

Are there any men in uniform coming? If not I'm going.... I have a fixation on them ( the nice man in the white coat told me) He said I should try to contain myself (in what I don't know and he didn't give me a container)and think of other things.

I decided he was more crazy than me so I'm reversing his advice

[petal54]

what's the dress code in the sauna this week,found a dog collar when cleaning up after last week

[ladyalex]

Be careful of your jelly babies, weeal.....we use them for cocktails here sometimes. I don't have them myself as I think it is cruel.
Wait a minute....is it jelly bean cocktails.......
matron! matron! I need help .

[Mamyalynne]

cath pull yerself together not on hols now and err (have you beeen?)

[caththecrazy]

Thank you mamyalynne

Petal it belongs to the vicar and we mustn't tell everyone.....

[slinky.kate]

i have brought my daddy with me,look at his long legs,he is called mac,

[pericat]

Yes ladyalex - some tumbling, fetching and they finish with a song although their repertoire is not large enough for a world tour as yet I do live in hope. Just let me know what rules I am to adhere to ?

[ladyalex]

The dress code for the sauna, as always is knee length bloomers, vest and liberty bodice.
I cannot think where that collar came from, we don't have any dogs in here.

[petal54]

sorry,new to the cleaning jobhere,was lackser at the monestry

[Mamyalynne]

yus milady jellybean cocktails they are its the bits they cut off the jelly babies so you cant tell which are boys and girls (get em cheap at the factory)

[ladyalex]

I think you need a lie down slinky kate.
Pericat...we must at all times adhere to rule 7, but the rest of the rule books are in the member's upper library, so the next time you have a fortnight to spare, you can familiarise yourself with them.
We sometimes test new members.........

[caththecrazy]

mamyalynne Don't blame me - I read on here the floor was still wet one night when I wasn't here....... anyway since my last treatment - I mean holiday I am cured (no not like a ham)

I'm off for a look in the cupboard under the stairs to see what little treasures we have....

[Mamyalynne]

no disrespect petal but i see you didnt do the skirting boards, that would have saved my back

[ladyalex]

lackster ?
Is English your first language, petal 54, or do you work in a call centre ?

[slinky.kate]

its cold in the big house,will you chuck some peat on the fire,i left some outside for you,i have been digging in the fields,got some tatties as well

[ladyalex]

Don't be so profligate, slinky kate. You know perfectly well that we do not allow heating in here until at the very least December. Do what we all do and put another jumper on.

[Jan1957]

Are cocktails being served yet? Did you know there are some cats in the lounge doing cartwheels. Well I think they were cats but they were wearing pyjamas.

[caththecrazy]

LadyAlex I thougth rule 7 had been abolished now?

I'm confused I'm confused I'm confused

[pericat]

Rule 7 - no problem. Try to go easy on me as I am watching 'the singing nun' at the moment and trying to teach my cats 'dominique' and one is off key so as you can imagine I am slightly stressed