Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.


Members are advised that, as there are no committee members available tonight, there will be no raffle.

[Jan1957]

Now now girls. We've had enough scrapping tonight. I'm off now, stopping at the kebab shop. Got the munchies for some reason.

Night all. See you next week.

[ladyalex]

No, not at all.
Pop your bag over here for a while until we all have a nice cup of tea and a garibaldi.
I'm sure plenty of people like Lankyshire...

[crazycathy2]

Nite Jan - scrapping us? We haven't started - it always ends in tears .... usually the local police when they get called...

[ladyalex]

Night night Jan. See you next week.

[Mamyalynne]

9 9 9

[Mamyalynne]

night night jan ♥

[ladyalex]

Stop her.
Lanyshire's beautiful, specially the butty mines and the treacle pits.
Please Mamy not agian. You'll get us closed down.
Here have some voddy in your tea.
(I think I've managed to slip a pill into it, so be ready to catch her, the rest of you .)

[Mamyalynne]

butty mines are in liverspud too late ive dialled em tho not sure was police sounded likke pisa???

[craft1948]

Well as a Yorkshire person what can one say about Lancashire...........umm

[Mamyalynne]

feelin whoooooooozzzzyyyyyy .......................

[crazycathy2]

good oh Mamy

what shall we tell the police this week? how many garibaldi biscuits do we have left? ladyalex I don't like to be rude but why have you got a saucepan on your head?

Is there danger of falling rocks?

[craft1948]

she's getting ready for a ruck...........it's her pith helmet

[Mamyalynne]

9 9 9 montain rescue fallin rox heeeeelp

[ladyalex]

I like having a saucepan on my head of a Saturday night...if it's any of your business. I don't need an excuse to cover my perm.

There's the doorbell...it seems to be a pizza delivery man....with 74 large deep pan stuffed crust low fat pizzas with extra cheese and pepperoni...Mamyalynne....

[craft1948]

it seems we have a detractor...........how very sad....

dot.haukes
Sat 09/05/09
20:36 Question Author

yes they have, but the over 50s club is for people like them who are over 50 and at a loose end. Incredibly predictable

[ladyalex]

Well they can just go and eat worms

[craft1948]

well said lady alex...........it's her loss...

[crazycathy2]

I think mamyalynne ordered them cos she likes the pizza delivery man - she did make 74 phone calls come to think of it

Never mind we can share them with the rugby players and the police when they arrive

Well the saucepan is a good idea are you going to patent it as new headgear - make a fortune

[Mamyalynne]

dothawks dothaukesguyfaukes que?? hers only after the voddy and pizza oh yummy its arrived bags the garlicky one

[ladyalex]

Yes, it's very like a porringer, or a souwester....if you were doing that quiz....

If we build up hte pizza boxes at the door, the police will not be able to get in and they will have to send for the mountain rescue, so it won't be our fault.....