Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.


Members are advised that, as there are no committee members available tonight, there will be no raffle.

[ladyalex]

I'm afraid I will only be able to look in from time to time tonight, so am trusting that everyone will behave responsibly....

[wallacia]

lol ladyalex,i am 52 how do i become a member?

[atsgran]

No Raffle! I've already got my pink knickers, sorry tickets in my purse

[ladyalex]

Well, it usually would require an application form in triplicate with original birth and medical certificates, but in practice, if you respond to this thread, you're in .

[bensmum]

I don't post on Q&A a lot but I am over 50 so may I join please?

[ladyalex]

Tonights winning tickets were going to be blue...ooops what a giveaway......

[Rosetta]

I'm definitely mad and over fifty, can I join too?

[SLINKYKATE]

hello malady,i'm here early,do you like my rara skirt,its for the firemen,where are you popping out to???

[carrot99]

I'm also 52 - I've got my library card, will that do for ID or do you need my Tufty Club badge?

[crazycathy2]

Oh ladyalex let me let me please let me do the raffle please

I've got lots of prizes and I am one of the most sensible members. I've never lsot my teeth or my knitting bag

Please and I'll quote rule 7 often and always

Please go on you know you want to

[ladyalex]

bensmum, see previous answer...if you can find your specs....and has anyone seen mine ?

[carrot99]

quick Slinky give her this warm ladle and she can 'em pop back in and no-one's the wiser!

[ladyalex]

Oh all right, cathy, you do the raffle...but beware...there will be arguments and hissing.
Have my big scissors ever turned up ? That's two weeks now..
By the way, the Committee have abolished rule 7.

[atsgran]

Am I supposed to be working on the door tonight, hope it's ok that I've just let Wallacia and Rosetta in without membership cards

[crazycathy2]

Slinky you got men in uniform on the brain?

bensmum I told you what they like

[Prudentia]

As a titled Lady of our beloved country I always behave responsibly and as an excellent shot and promise in the interest of all our futures to shoot Gordon Brown on sight. Also I will not miss the raffle, I have the drum in my sights as we speak!!!!

[Rosetta]

Is there any talent around, I've brought my dancing shoes with me just in case

[ladyalex]

I'm afraid you're on your own now for a while. I've got to....do something else......

Is this wise, she asks herself.......

[atsgran]

Yee Ha!!!!!!!!! No rule 7, never could remember what it was anyway, and your glasses are on top of your head Lady

[Mamyalynne]

Im late Im late Im late , have i missed the fire bobbies again ?? Was soaking me bedsox has been cols again here.