Mad Over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open


Welcome once again to all members old and older.


Tonight's raffle prizes so far include

One ticket for a talk on St Pancras Statio Past and Present. Unused.  (Kindly donated by gness who cannot be present)

Two tickets for the Gala Magic Show at the Edinburgh Magic Fest (used, but they are magic)

Three bars of imperial leather soap 1967 vintage


Last week's speaker from the Society for Psychic Research was unavoidably detained by an exorcism in Ecclefechan but has promised to try to make it here tonight, if she can get her teeth back in.

[Mamyalynne]

Buckets filled and served...

[ladyalex]

Hello Maggiebee . Welcome and thank you for the prizes.

I could do with some kirby grips.

If Petal's luck is in , she may well win the sign....

[Mamyalynne]

Music request noted, would you like some cream for that itch??

[Lie-in King]

Good evening m'lady, Matron & guests.

I regret to inform you that I will be unable to perform buttling duties tonight as I have been unavoidably detained. I hope the evening goes well & am sure that my absence will not matter greatly.

[ladyalex]

Hello and goodbye, LiK.

I hope your detention is enjoyable.

We will struggle on without you , but you will most certainly be missed....who will be able to find the coats at the end of the evening ?

[petal54]

of course you'll be much missed L I K hope to see you on the morrow when your assistance may be needed,hope you have pleasant evening

[Mamyalynne]

Not been the same since he went for the lamb.....mutter, mumble...

[tonyav]

Yes I would please , your matronship.

[Mamyalynne]

come into my cubicle

[ladyalex]

Not the butcher again, Mamya ?
I think we may have to take steps.

[ladyalex]

Put that plumber down, Mamya.

[tonyav]

Do you have any cream for scalding and nettle rash, your matronship.
I don't trust that butcher, she asked if I liked sweetbreads last Tuesday.

[sunny-dave]

Good ladyship your evening ...

... I have been unavoidably detained by the village oiks in the bar of the Whelk and Inhaler.

I managed to preserve my dignity (if not my sanity) and arrive baring riffle prozes : viz :

One surgical stcoking (left leg)
Two athletic supporters (womens)
Three vouchers for a free evening dancing at the "Royal Masonic Rub a Dub Club" - bring your own pole

Matron - a bucket of zapp and a nibble of your nuts please ...

[ladyalex]

Steady , Dave. It's early yet.
Nice to see you though, and thanks for the prizes.
The supporters look sturdy.

[Mamyalynne]

Butcherwomen pah!

[ladyalex]

There's more than one of them ??

[petal54]

I'm sorry to see that Mamya seems upset

[tonyav]

LOL @ your maamship.

[ladyalex]

I think we should try to steer the conversation away from butchers, petal.
It seems to set her off.

lol to you too tony, whatever that means....

[albaqwerty]

Dave, I thought we were avoiding nuts in deference to Tony.

Hope you have a happy detainment Kingy xx With a magnificent mane like that, I'm sure it will be.

Who could we ensnare, errr entice to be butling this evening?