Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open


Welcome one and all .

So far we do not seem to have any raffle prizes, but I am sure that that state of affairs will be remedied soon.


I am happy to report that I have almost completely recovered from my indisposition of last week.

Unfortunately, a dodgy meal out last night has had consequences, so my appearances tonight may be somewhat sporadic....possibly even spasmodic....

Hope indispositions don't come in threes...

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening milady and all guests - the buffet is once more laden and includes Venison sausages on fresh baked rolls with onion marmalade. A special three cheese quiches and lots of salads too.

This week's tailcock is the Super Nova,a sparkling and fresh number.


For the Rofl:

2 Champagne corks
Pack of Happy Families cards (minus Mrs Bacon, the Butcher's wife)
2 Dozen green paper-clips
Napkin from the Dorchester.

[mrs_overall]

Good evening. May I offer up as raffle prizes:

A lemon tree in a pot (with aphid infestation)
A set of brand new purple Bri-Nylon bedding
A Spanish doll toilet roll cover
A painting by numbers kit....hardly painted

[Jumbo747]

Good evening m'lady; I am sorry to hear of your multiple indispositions but glad you are recovering.
My apologies for abscence last week, too, I was away north of Watford caring for my 95yr old mum who was also spasmodically indisposed!

Hence for the rafl I offer:
one blue bedsock
the lower set of a pair of false teeth
a bread and butter pudding

[mrs_overall]

In view of your indisposition, I sincerely hope that you win mamya's champagne corks in the raffle. They could come in very handy for those spasmodic moments.

[petal54]

oh my!m'lady,you do seem to be having a run of bad,hope you had better luck at the races!
we are having a yard clearance,so have a few old (plastic) oil tanks,don't leak too much,some copper piping(bent) and a chicken coop

[Lie-in King]

Good evening m'lady, Matron & guests.

I am unable to add to the list of rofl prizes as I have been cleared out...

I shall endeavour to serve tailcocks & hide coats with extra care.

[ladyalex]

Hello everyone and thank you for your good wishes.

I'm afraid I'm 'off the drink' tonight due to multiple indispositions and medications, but perhaps Mamya could be persuaded to provide a non-alcoholic version of her tailcock ?
A very small nova, perhaps ?
Tnight's raffle prizes are shaping up...hope I win the paper clips and the Spanish loo roll doll.
Like the look of the false teeth too, lordalex has mislaid his second best set. (His 2nd best eaters, not his 2nd best smilers.)

[ladyalex]

Hello, petal and LiK.
Sadly this household did not strike lucky at the races this pm...

[Mamyalynne]

Certainly Milady - a teeny weeny nova for you.

[ladyalex]

Oh, and a PS to petal...I would deem it a great favour if you did not use the word 'run'. Thank you .

[petal54]

apologies,did wonder after i'd sent the afore mentioned missif!I've some effective tonic I will send on

[mrs_overall]

Would your ladyship mind if I brought a visiting Irish chum to the festivities tonight? She is a lovely lady - Di O'Rhea

[ladyalex]

Thank you , Mamya and petal.

The weeny nova is most refreshing.
And such a bright colour...hardly need the lights on...

[Lie-in King]

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get your Super Novas, they're runny & liquid & lovely!

[mrs_overall]

Mmmmm, lovely, LIK

[ladyalex]

LiK and Mrs Overall...you are being uncharacteristically unkind...
Mocking's catching, you know.

[DTCwordfan]

hello to all and good evening

riffle time, a Liverpool theme tonight.

* for the connoisseuries amongst you, one Aintree riding crop
* one horseshoe - in a boxing glove
* the pair of Miss Walsh's knicks that came off during the race - ones that she is missing
* one seabass, very fishy
* one starter's tape, broken.
* the leftover of Beechers, fine kindling wood in a month.
* An Aintree Hotpot 1/2 eaten
* One John Smiths can, half drunk - not beering an ale afficiando
* One Aintree Toilet Throne (marked Female) for her Lady's use tonight?

And coming, the Castle National ode written this afternoon prior to kick-off.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, sir - your "Best Bard In The World" flagon, filled to the brim!

M'lady - unkind? Moi? Shome mishtake, shurely?...

[Jumbo747]

DT: please do not mention Burton Albion (nor anything to do with burtons) in your ode................it is a sensitive subject.

[DTCwordfan]

what has Burton to do with the National, Jumbo?