Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open


Welcome one and all .

So far we do not seem to have any raffle prizes, but I am sure that that state of affairs will be remedied soon.


I am happy to report that I have almost completely recovered from my indisposition of last week.

Unfortunately, a dodgy meal out last night has had consequences, so my appearances tonight may be somewhat sporadic....possibly even spasmodic....

Hope indispositions don't come in threes...

[ladyalex]

And tonight's winning colours are:


12
86
221
34
3
665
14
85
and 77

Hurrah a bumper night for me!
I won the paper clicks, the Spanish loo roll doll, the false teeth and the painting by numbers set.
Hurrah and double hurrah!

[Mamyalynne]

But not the much needed corks, shame.

[Lie-in King]

Oh, jolly well done m'lady! Your luck has returned in spades - will we ever get to the bottom of it?

[ladyalex]

Et tu Mamya....

[percypineapple]

You know, i just looked on chatterbank, and every one was sane, very boring tonight. I was just going have a shooftie around ebay, when i saw the strange people were at it again in the mad over fifties club..
So, good evening mi lady, another follower to the insane fold. I.m sure its the alchahol. there, can't spell it now. i had jellied eels and dry bread, a delicasy in itself. the lady in tesco, had to put her hand into a plastic bag and do the eels at arms length. Said the sight of them made her feel sick. just the right person to be on the fish counter, but, this is sense, so lets be silly and ruin a piece of stilton and pour port into it, then tip the port away and suck the stilton. have you ever tasted port thats been in the stilton? yuk,!!
well, its alcahol so not bad after a few beers.
you know, i drink it, but buggered if i can spell it!!!
percy

[slinky.kate]

hello you youngsters,sorry to hear your unwell lady A,if i'd known earlier you could have come with me to the vet,cody was having his jabs and getting his 'glands cleared',i would have paid for yours if it helped,i brought for the rifle=
1 pkt.tesco custard
6 xmas napkins
some plastic lillies

[ladyalex]

Good evening percy . Do have someting to eat, dear, Ithink you could do with it.

Hello Kate....thank you for the kind offer of veterinary assistance, but I will decline. I have seen Vet School...I know what they do to 'glands'...say no more.
Please for any favour, say no more.
I'm afraid the raffle has been pulled tonight, but I'm sure we can roll over the prizes.

[Mamyalynne]

Oh Kate, what an image - fair put me off my quiche, Hi Percy, do have a Super Nova, they are good.

[Lie-in King]

Flagons & welcomes for the late guests!

The valves on the television (hah!) are warming-up & the lounge is open for anyone that might wish to join me for the football highlights...

[Lie-in King]

Will that not squash them, m'lady?

[nungate]

Another bucket, oh great feline, Messi has just equalised! Colour me happy!!

[ladyalex]

Well, unaccustomed as I am to indisposition, I'm afraid that 'things' are getting the better of me now, so I am off to bed.
Good night everyone, thank for all the laughs. They have certainly taken my mind off 'things'.
See you all again next week, if we're spared :-))

[Lie-in King]

A bucket for miss nungate & one for everyone else to refill their flagons - I'm orf to the footy...

[ladyalex]

I like squash, LIK.
Night night.

[Mamyalynne]

Good night Milady.

[nungate]

Goodnight Milady, I hope you will feel better ere long

[slinky.kate]

i have a tipple with me,sheridans'left over from a xmas pressie,yummy.

[owdhamer]

I have nothing to offer other than to wish you all a pleasant evening

[DaisyNonna]

What colour is happy? Would hate to make a faux pas by not knowing! Perhapa a tiny sip of something alcoholic would give me a little courage to face the answer.

[DaisyNonna]

Why have I NOW been challenged to identify myself? Have been on line for ages tonight.