Mad over Fifties CLub

ladyalex | 21:00 Sat 17th Mar 2012 | Quizzes & Puzzles

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The Club is now Open.

Good evening and welcome to all our members, old and old.

Due to a misunderstanding last week, the raffle was not drawn and no raffle prizes were distributed. As all Members will remember, in this event all prizes revert to the Committee to distribute as they choose. The Committee met mid-week and have made their choice. If you have not heard by now, then unfortunately, you have not been chosen to receive one of last week's raffle prizes. No appeals are permissible as can be confirmed by checking Rule 54 , Subsection 28, paragraph (iiii).
As all Members will also be aware, Rule 7 ALWAYS applies.

So far, tonight for the raffle we have:

2 pencils, one red, one blue

2 erasers

six paper clips (hardly rusted at all)

authors and poets

Local Cryptic

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Hello, LiK, DT and Alexanderd. Sorry I was unavoidably detained for a short time.

Thank you all for the prizes and DT your ditty is just wonderful as usual.

Do calm down, Jumbo. It's only a Rule.

alexanderd

Jumbo, all prizes must be won fair and square, ask LadyAlex. Rule 7 is very explicit on the matter( and all other matters)

ladyalex

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Sorry to hear abut your BP, rosamund.
Do stop worrying about the paper clips. They're perfectly safe.

Jumbo747

What a relief.................I shall relax with more Bravissimo please your Majesty.

ladyalex

Question Author

Thank yo for your excellent explanation, Alexanderd.
It is lovely to see you again. You don't seem to have been here for some time . All well, I hope ?

Here's hoping I get the left slipper in the raffle. I got a right one some time ago.

lady-janine

bravissimo - yippee

i can offer for the raffle:
1. doz used envelopes various sizes
2. garden fork handle broken
3. dairy diary year 1989
4 two books of green shield stamps
5. half tin of gloss paint with thick skin on top

hope these are acceptable

Lie-in King

Certainly, miss Jumbo - your flagon...

Miss rosamund - m'lady always ensures a fair drawing of her winning tickets in the rofl

Lie-in King

...THE winning tickets, THE winning tickets...

alexanderd

Yes all is well LadyAlex, thankyou for asking but the last few Saturday nights have been spent at my daughters

flump1

Good evening your ladyship, all friends and fellow guests, I would dearly like a large Bravissimo . I need something bright and bouncy. My poncho if you will sir and for the waffle I offer,
1 snapped elastic band,
1 brake pad for a Wartburg and a bicycle puncture repair kit.....minus the patch.

Mamyalynne

I do hope the buffet is to everyone's taste.

I could do with some gloss for the scullery.

ladyalex

Question Author

Just in time, Maj...just in time...

Welcome Lady Janine. Is there a Lord Janine ?

Thank you for the raffle prizes.
I could do with some envelopes and some green paint.....

nungate

Llama fetches up at club door. Knock! Knock! Buenas noches a todos (evening to all)
Mistress Nungate sends her apologies, she will not be in attendance this evening as she must stay home because her daughter lost an argument with a bookcase and has broken her left foot. Currently my mistress is tending to her silly offspring, and hopes to join you all next week.
Hasta luego