Mad over fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open

I'm afraid I am still suffering from the so-called 'virus', so I'll have to leave you all to your own devices again.

Wodehouse didn't work, so I'm going to bed with Conan Doyle now.

[slinky.kate]

must go now.

[DaisyNonna]

Petal, do you have a Welsh connection?

[albaqwerty]

the wind up your llama? Apologies, that was me falling in the moat again.

For the riffle I can offer half a tray of baked brownies.
(They did quieten down after a while)

[DaisyNonna]

Bye Kate, slaap lekker.

[Mamyalynne]

Night Kate xxx

Don't worry about the croc have just fed him a shelless Armadillo.

[alexanderd]

hello all, people still under the weather I see. Sorry for absence last week but went for an angiogram during the week and had an allergic reaction to the die so was kept in for observation. Glad to say all is well now so will resume moating duties just as soon as I have had a tailcock

[Mamyalynne]

Glad to see you are back on the mend Alex , do have a large Frog toed Frappé

[alexanderd]

thankyou matron I did read last weeks minutes everyone seemed to be suffering ad it seems the same tonight by the looks of things, hope you are well yourself. I did pop in when I went over to see Johnny Mathis but the neighbours said you were out at the bingo, or was it searching the binns? cant rmember now

[rowanwitch]

No eye of newt as they are an endangered species....

A good witchly remedial for the coldyfluisneezen Take a large glass of rum, honey and adrop of lemon swallow well... then retire to bed with the partner of your choice and get them to rub the medicated rub on your frontal projection

[DaisyNonna]

Lovely to see you Alex. Glad all is well. You will protect me from the crocodile won't you?
Have batrachophobia. And I am scared of heights.
Quite a wimp really.
Though I have tried to climb and successfully abseiled. Couldn't see the drop with my back to it.
Have a lovely spider, Charlotte of course , living by the wndow in my loo. Worry that she is not getting enough sustenance.

[alexanderd]

Hi Daisy dont worry, as I explained a couple of weeks ago croc is now a vegetarian so itis quite safe to dip your toes in

[DaisyNonna]

No way! I have known vegetarians who ingest Worcester sauce. A tailcock please. Feeling swoony.

[alexanderd]

I assure you unless your toes are green he wont touch you!!!

[Mamyalynne]

Medicinal Frog toed Frappés get em while they are semi frozen, they are lovely.

[DaisyNonna]

Alex! How could you know that my toenails are green? Cower, cower!

[alexanderd]

Spooky eh!!!

[DaisyNonna]

Exradigitally! Tailcock please. Grovelling.

[Mamyalynne]

They are here - can you not see me has Alfie been messing with the spellchecker again. Mwahahaha!

[nungate]

Very quiet in here tonight. Have the froggy frappe thingys defrosted yet?
Too cold for a semi frozen tailcock............

[Mamyalynne]

Well Frappé by name - but having said that they are somewhat defrosted now and still lovely. Apple bobbing anyone??