Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open


All Members, new and old , are once again welcomed to the Club.


The usual wonderful array of nibbles and tailcocks will doubtless arrive shortly.

As is usual, we will have a raffle later and any prizes will be gratefully received.


So far we have:


A tin of Mansion House polish

A bag of sherbet lemons

3 shirt buttons

A small bottle of cod liver oil. (Sell by date 2007)

Tickets are available in several colours from any Committee member or there is an honesty box on the small hall table.

[Psybbo]

Oh please some of the good stuff and a burger thank you

[polar-bear]

Evening All, Hope you are all well. For the raffle I have a tin of pease pudding which I came across at the back of the cupboard. I was going to take it to the Harvest Festival Service but .......

[ladyalex]

Help yourself, sib, if you don't mind me calling you that ?

I cannot think why our usual members would go off with that bewildered lot..they'll regret it...and come back with their tails between their legs begging for tailcocks and nibbles..hah!

[albaqwerty]

lousy here too milady and more forecast for tomorrow.

They say the sun shines on the righteous, but also the devil looks after his own :D

[ladyalex]

polar-bear, how lovely to see you . Thank youso much for the pease pudding...I'm sure someone will love to get that as a prize.

No word of the iceberg yet ?

[Psybbo]

Not at all, thank you ladyalex and best wishes to LIK, was it the seafood?

[polar-bear]

Hello milady, I am not sure about that iceberg. I could do with it as it has been so hot here today. I have not been able to cool down, despite the glass ot two of white rioja.

[ladyalex]

Always dodgy, seafood.

He hasn't divulged the cause of his affliction and has not emerged from the WC for some considerable time.
Perhaps we'd best leave him be....

[Mamyalynne]

Scorchio here Milady , a few glasses of cooling something will do me right.

I will away and take the Butler his beef tea.

[ladyalex]

You are so kind, Mamya.
Glad you were scorchio, if that's what you like...cumulo nimbulo all day here...

[giveup]

Good evening everybody. Sorry I'm late, got on the wrong bus and ended up at the home for the bewildered. It was very difficult persuading them to open the gate and let me out,now I feel most bewildered!!. I did however manage to grab a leg of lamb from the kitchen as I passed so that will be my contribution to tonights riffle. I am in need of a very large tailcock with plenty of ice, its been very warm today

[alexanderd]

hello everybody, sorry to be late have been to Whitby with the family, had a lovely day, sorry to hear the butler is indisposed

[giveup]

By the way I had to leave early last week,have'nt heard if I won anything in the riffle(or did it go to the needy)

[albaqwerty]

aha, I knew that cupboard in the cloakroom would drag out a couple from the bewilderers:)

[ladyalex]

hello giveup and alexanderd.
Delighted you could drop by...sorry for your troubles with the Bewildered, giveup. I'm sure a tailcock will help. Cloud10x is delish.

Whitby, alexanderd....did you enjoy it ? What's there ? Why am I thinking Prospect of... ?

[alexanderd]

just remembered for the riffle I have a cheese grater, two darning needles and a stick of Whitby rock

[giveup]

Whitby, how lovely had many happy times there, and fabulous fish and chips.

[DaisyNonna]

Good evening friends. So sorry to be late.
For the rifle I have a 4 litre bag of soil enhacer and a part-used bottle of black Quink.
I would really appreciate a tailcock, my local offie has run out of Pimms. And I bought loads of lemonade!

[polar-bear]

What is the latest on LIK?

[ladyalex]

wonderful prizes, alexanderd, thank you so much.
I have my eye on that cheese grater.

If you have a valid winning ticket and can find the stash, giveup, you can have any prize that is due to you .

(heh heh heh, no one can find where Mamya hides the unclaimed prizes...except me, that is...heh heh heh)