Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Welcome once again to our Saturday get-together.

Apologies have been received from Daisy-Nonna who is heading towards a place that rhymes with Foster. One would have thought that with all this rain that she was taking a bit of a chance. Still, doubtless she will report back on her return.

Hopefully our dear Matron will be here again this week to tend to our every need. The stand-in butler did his best last week , but the service was just not the same.

Any raffle prizes will be gratefully received. At present there are a couple of cough drops and a green sock. (Been a bit of a week here.)

[DTCwordfan]

Just as well the "Anglesey" wizardess is back on duty then - make sure that you dont use the saline bags if they are marked "Manchester and Environs."

[Mamyalynne]

I have heard all about last weeks shenannigans and am shocked to the core.

[ladyalex]

Ouch!

How was the neolith, Mamya? Was it spooky, or am I getting confused with Wooky ?

[alexanderd]

I left early Mamy too much for my delicate soul. Mentioning no names but that butler needs watching

[ladyalex]

I watch him quite a lot...

[Lie-in King]

Indeed I do - watch & learn...

[alexanderd]

Been there, done that lost the t-shirt

[Lie-in King]

...At least I don't let the goat run free - nor am I obsessed with rats, NONE of which were in last week's pies.

[ladyalex]

Maybe one week there will be t-shirt in the raffle and you could win it, alexanderd

[Mamyalynne]

Once found weevils in the flour.

[alexanderd]

I warned you about the sausage rolls if you remember

[ladyalex]

Goats?
Goats?
As if an elephant a camel and a crocodile weren't enough...and not forgetting the frog still hanging around in the conservatory

[Lie-in King]

Ha-ha! Someone else win? Really, MOST amusing, m'lady :-))

[Lie-in King]

I took the frog down, m'lady...

Did they wobble, mamya?

[TonyV]

Mama - is it possible I could have something to inbibe inside my cheeks?

[alexanderd]

Wobbly Weevils that is a new one on me are thay foreign?

[ladyalex]

Took the frog down where, Maj?
You haven't left him in the oubliette, have you ? It's so difficult to get the smell of garlic out of there...tsk tsk .

[ladyalex]

I'm sure Mamya will be able to minister to your cheeks very soon, Tony....seems a funny way to take it to me, but each to their own.

[Lie-in King]

Down to matron's room for a bath, m'lady - she has the strongest soap...

Sorry! Weebles... Still, you wouldn't want them near your self-raising...

More drink in this corner, please mamya!

[ladyalex]

Well, I hope you can get him to use it, Maj. You know what these froggies are like about washing.

The Weebils...sounds like a 60s pop group...certainly wouldn't want them near my white stuff.