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Pharlap | 19:08 Thu 01st Nov 2007 | Jokes
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A farmer and his wife are shattered from working all the hours God sends, so they decide to advertise for help. A stunningly beautiful young girl, size 12, pert breasts and long brunette hair applies and after making sure she can do the work, they hire her. After the first long day she's ready for a bath but the farmer's wife explains that because they are in the middle of nowhere they don't have running water and every night they only wash. She explains that the farmer goes to the pub every Friday night and then she gets the tin bath out. Sure enough Friday comes, the farmer goes off to the pub, the wife gets the tin bath out and fills it with hot water from the stove. You go first says the farmers wife and I'll boil some more water with that the new girl strips off and the wife is shocked to see she has no body hair any where. When she sees her husband she tells him and he asks what do mean and the wife say she has no hair under her arms or around her wanny. The farmer doesn't believe her so the wife says next Friday when you go to the pub I'll leave a slight gap in the curtains and you can see for yourself. When he gets in from the pub the next Friday the wife is waiting for him, well she asks did you see her and he says yes she was beautiful but there was no need for you to take your cloths off and she says why not you've see it all before and the farmer says I have but none of the darts team had!

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Classic!!!
lol I love it.
brill
jethro 1999
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not familiar with Jethro, this was Jimmie Jones 1984

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