Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I'm dating an anaesthetist.

She's a local girl.

[piggynose]

Is she a knock out ?

[1ozzy]

Numb as?

Asking for a friend

[Spicerack]

Is she called Ethyl?

[emmie]

or esther.

[mallyh]

does she like going out to the theatre x

[emmie]

does she put you as under.

[Spicerack]

It's ether one or the other, em.

[emmie]

i know spicy lol

[1ozzy]

Bet you didn't get to feel anything Hoppy

[Spicerack]

She always says NO and laughs at him.

[emmie]

does she have you under her spell.

[Chipchopper]

I hope she can bring you to your senses

[Patsy33]

A nice little number, I bet...