A Vet Joke

[Rosie29]

A Yorkshire farmer comes down off the hills to the vet in the village.

Nah then , vetinry" he says "Ah wants thee to neuter me cat".

"Oh" says the vet "Is it a Tom?"

"No yer daft ***, it's here, in't basket".

[Barsel]

Very good. You probably have to know the Yorkshire accent to get it.

[mallyh]

lol .tried to read it to my yorkshire husband but been a soufy the accent wasn't good x

[DTCwordfan]

Man walks into a Barnsley pharmacy.

"Do yer have any arsse-cream?"

"Cornetto or Magnum, Sir?"

[ladybirder]

Tha's got it reet there lass.

[Barsel]

Have just sent this to my brother.
As he has lived in Yorkshire and Derbyshire for most of his life, he will definitely get this.
Have substituted the asterisks for a good old Yorkshire swear word and it makes it even funnier.

[Barsel]

DTC the old ones are the best.

[Arksided]

As a Yorkshire man I had to read it twice, very good.

[DTCwordfan]

Fact - Barnsley is the pie capital of the UK

Barnsley town hall clock has pies on its faces.

A visitor to the town asks "Why - what's the linkage between pies and telling the time?"

The reply from the local, "Summit to ate."

[Patsy33]

Hahaha!!

[zebo]

//As a Yorkshire man I had to read it twice, very good.//

Yet I, a mere Lancastrian, understood it perfectly! Being married to a Tyke for over 50 years obviously caused me lasting damage.

[burlyshirley]

The punchline I've always heard re. this joke is 'No, I browt 'im wi' me'!!

[lady-janine]

Well, I'll go to foot of oour stairs.