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Why Its great to be a man!

1. We keep our last name. 2. The garage is all ours. 3. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 4. Chocolate is just another snack. 5. We can be president. 6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water...
13:11 Wed 31st Mar 20102 answers, last by Doodlernoodler 13:16 Wed 31st Mar 2010
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A single man

A guy walks into a supermarket and buys the following items: 1 toothbrush 1 tube of toothpaste 1 roll of toiletpaper 1 frozen dinner 1 can of pop 1 box of cereal The woman behind the counter says,...
12:50 Tue 30th Mar 2010
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Imagine if all major retailers started making condoms but kept their slogans....

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better. Tesco Condoms - every little helps. Nike Condoms - Just do it. Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life. Galaxy Condoms - why have rubber when you can have...
12:08 Tue 30th Mar 201012 answers, last by Old_Geezer 16:53 Tue 30th Mar 2010
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Sherlock holmes...

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful...
11:36 Tue 30th Mar 20101 answer, last by ummmm 11:39 Tue 30th Mar 2010
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Dont try and be a big shot!

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot...
11:31 Tue 30th Mar 2010
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Sympathetic doctor

A man walked into the doctors, he said "I've hurt my arm in several places" The doctor said "well don't go there any more"...
22:53 Sun 28th Mar 2010
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Promotions are dangerous

So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said "You've been promoted." And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted...
22:48 Sun 28th Mar 2010
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Dog joke

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? " "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog...
22:47 Sun 28th Mar 201010 answers, last by carrust 20:09 Mon 29th Mar 2010

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