Are You?

[marval]

The little girl's mother was entertaining her next door neighbour when her little daughter walked in.

"Hello, Mrs Crabbit, are you a gardening expert?" she asked.

"No I am not, why do you ask?" said the puzzled neighbour.

"Mum says if there's any dirt about you'll dig it up."

[Patsy33]

Lol!...

[DTCwordfan]

Man sentenced to five years for paedophilia....Guardian news item, if I remember....

Accompanying advert underneath, a malgorithm as they are known, 'Become a Foster Parent'.....

[Chipchopper]

Very funny Marvel. The little girl is in deep sh--