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tonyav | 23:33 Mon 10th Jun 2019 | Jokes
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I ordered some used playing cards from the casino, I phoned them to ask when I can expect a delivery they said that they were still dealing with my order.

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You deserve a big hand for this joke Tone!
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Thanks, Patsy. I've gone all of a flush now.
Always the joker!
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I have been called a diamond geezer in the past.
Suits you Tone!
Don't encourage him to brag, patsy.
Better than nothing!!
I best shuffle on to bed now...
where did you crib this from?
They are slow. I expect you'd like to deck them, Tone..
jokes like that are bound to get a full house
This is a bridge too far.
I was going to say that Tilly....Snap!
Good one, Patsy. :-)
...That was ace!
I was looking for a pun to trump all these others, but there's already a full house there.
Probably an excuse, your order likely got lost in the shuffle.
Wow! These answers are coming in spades!
I'm off down the club.
You're all heart, Tilly.

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