Minty......a Request....

[gness]

When I die please..... for God's sake.... don't start a thread saying....Thinking of Gness on her birthday.......... ;-)

[Sqad]

Me too......but for different reasons.

[bookbinder]

...but you won't know about it, will you, gness?

[gness]

It'll be done just to pull your leg, Sqad..... :-)

How can you be sure of that BB? A surgeon said the same to me when I asked about dying on the operating table.
He said I will be blissfully ignorant and he will be filling in all the paper work about what went wrong....If I knew what questions he'd have to answer I'd know that I'd had the better deal out of dying on the operating table.
He couldn't be sure that I wouldn't know though....could he?... ;-)

[Buenchico]

Gness:
You can be sure that nobody here is going to post such a thread. We'll all be far too busy, and far too pished, attending the Annual Gness Memorial Booze-up ;-)

[Hopkirk]

The trick is to keep your birthday secret.

Even ED doesn't know mine. I lied.

[murraymints]

lol..as if ??? xx

[mallyh]

only every time a guiness world record is broken xx

[retrocop]

Birthdays are quite depressing.My DOB is not known on this site.Great when I was a kid though.

[gness]

Chris....for that I'd put something behind the bar so you can have a treat on me!
Beware, Hoppy.....Minty'll give you an unofficial one.... :-)

"As if".......you'll miss me..... ;-)

Hi, Mally...is there a World Record for employing and sacking gardeners?.... If so it's mine!

[gness]

Not living to celebrate a birthday is depressing.....making it to the next one is.........bliss.... :-)

[The Builder]

"May you live to be a hundred years.
With one extra year to repent"

................................... Irish blessing, so it is.

[gness]

It is indeed, Mr Builder....thank you......do you think the one extra year will be long enough though.... ;-)

[ducksie]

Well, I'm glad someone said it :)
Gness - I think the extra year is for a knees up, doubt you have much to repent ;)

[wolf63]

gness - I am confuggled by the post. Are you planning on dying on your birthday? What triggered this post?

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[ducksie]

probably this Wolf https://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question1661254.html

[Peter Pedant]

will you be in any position to care or disapprove?

but hey being forgotten is a great idea !

[gness]

Well I trying hard to have lots to repent, Ducksie! :-)

Sorry to confuggle you, Wolf....what a lovely word....Ducksie has it. The urge to have a dig when it really isn't necessary.....I'd suggest saying nothing but then there are quite a few now who can't seem to help themselves......over and over.

I won't care or disapprove, Peter...but I'll know.... ;-)

[wolf63]

Ducksie, makes sense now. Thanks. I hope you survive Dave and gness invading your part of the world.

[ducksie]

Ah, they're only coming home Wolf :)

[gness]

And lovely it is to be home.....though Ducksie may not be so laid back about it when she finds us holidaying close by..... ;-)