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Subject: Notice Found In A Church In France (Translated)

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bhg481 | 07:30 Tue 18th Dec 2018 | Jokes
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Subject: Notice found in a church in France (translated)


“When you enter this church it may be possible that you hear “the call of God”

However it is unlikely that He will call you on your mobile.

Thank you for turning off your phones.

If you want to talk to God, enter, choose a quiet place and talk to Him

If you want to see Him, send Him a text whilst driving.”

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Brilliant! :-)
Particularly the last line! Clap clap clap!
I like it!
Love it, needs to be in every church in the land
Excellent
Brilliant
Very good. :o)
Amen, to that!
it is like Desierata
only more modern !
That is a good one.
At my age I'm more likely to get "the call of nature" - glad there's some quiet place I can answer it ;-)
The font of all wisdom....

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