Lena is pregnant with Ole's child. Late one night, Lena vakes up Ole and says, 'I tink it's time! 'So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractor and took her to the hospital to have their first baby. She had...
Jeremy Corbyn called John McDonnell into his office one day and said, "John, I have a great idea! We’re going to go all out to win back Middle England.” “Good idea Jeremy, how will we go about...
Judy Wallman Trump, a professional genealogical researcher in southern California, was doing some personal work on her own family tree. She discovered that President Donald Trump's great-great-uncle,...
Subject: Notice found in a church in France (translated) “When you enter this church it may be possible that you hear “the call of God” However it is unlikely that He will call you on your...
kvalidir's excellent Irish sausages joke reminds me of the failed Irish bank robber. He had a very broad accent and every time he went into a bank and shouted "Stick 'em up" the teller would double up...
There is an article on BBC's website today which lists WW1 deaths. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-46145199 It gives 886346 troops and 109,00 civilian deaths for the UK. Can someone please enlighten me...
I have two computers, both connected to the internet via the same router. My laptop is connected wirelessly and, using websites which can use my location (storefinder etc), gets my location right. My...
I went to my nearby Pharmacy, straight to the back, where the Pharmacists' high counter is located. I took out my little brown bottle, along with a teaspoon, and set them up on the counter. The...
1. My goal for 2017 was to lose 10 pounds. Only 15 to go. 2. Ate salad for dinner. Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. FINE, it was a...
I've just received this email (supposedly) from HMRC, addressed to the first part of my email address: HM Revenue & Customs You may be able to get a tax rebate of £268.25 from the last year annual...
Does anybody know what's happened to the New Forest Goshawk nest? Two chicks earlier today, now only one, looking dead, and lots of down all over the nest.
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women, from England, Wales and Scotland, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The English woman said 'Have...
The pub had not been open long when paddy struggled in. The tears flowed freely from his eyes and dribbled down his chin. The publican was most concerned at Pats distressing state. Come in and sit and...
I had an email from the above company yesterday, from where I bought some curtains last autumn, addressing me by name and saying I had been awarded a "special gift" of a hamper worth £126 and all I...
Liquor manufacturers are considering the government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may...
• Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! • How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it. • England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. • I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. • They told...
