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There's A Few Gems Here

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/4zPVvmSPfsPMV3TjkHg16sD/50-hilarious-cuttings-from-the-news-quiz...
21:37 Sat 05th Jan 20194 answers, last by zebo 13:31 Sun 06th Jan 2019
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Lena & Ole

Lena is pregnant with Ole's child. Late one night, Lena vakes up Ole and says, 'I tink it's time! 'So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractor and took her to the hospital to have their first baby. She had...
08:58 Wed 19th Dec 20181 answer, last by jaivioxford 06:42 Fri 21st Dec 2018
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Jeremy Corbyn & John Mcdonnell

Jeremy Corbyn called John McDonnell into his office one day and said, "John, I have a great idea! We’re going to go all out to win back Middle England.” “Good idea Jeremy, how will we go about...
08:46 Wed 19th Dec 2018
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Trump

Judy Wallman Trump, a professional genealogical researcher in southern California, was doing some personal work on her own family tree. She discovered that President Donald Trump's great-great-uncle,...
08:40 Wed 19th Dec 20183 answers, last by jaivioxford 06:43 Fri 21st Dec 2018
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Subject: Notice Found In A Church In France (Translated)

Subject: Notice found in a church in France (translated) “When you enter this church it may be possible that you hear “the call of God” However it is unlikely that He will call you on your...
06:30 Tue 18th Dec 201812 answers, last by shoota 18:28 Tue 18th Dec 2018
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Irish Bank Robber

kvalidir's excellent Irish sausages joke reminds me of the failed Irish bank robber. He had a very broad accent and every time he went into a bank and shouted "Stick 'em up" the teller would double up...
11:55 Sun 02nd Dec 20187 answers, last by marval 16:42 Sun 02nd Dec 2018
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Ww1 Deaths

There is an article on BBC's website today which lists WW1 deaths. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-46145199 It gives 886346 troops and 109,00 civilian deaths for the UK. Can someone please enlighten me...
08:27 Fri 09th Nov 20186 answers, last by rowanwitch 12:58 Fri 09th Nov 2018
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Why Is My Location Wrong?

I have two computers, both connected to the internet via the same router. My laptop is connected wirelessly and, using websites which can use my location (storefinder etc), gets my location right. My...
09:26 Mon 05th Nov 201824 answers, last by bhg481 11:56 Wed 07th Nov 2018
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Sometimes We Seniors Don't Understand Directions…

I went to my nearby Pharmacy, straight to the back, where the Pharmacists' high counter is located. I took out my little brown bottle, along with a teaspoon, and set them up on the counter. The...
10:46 Sun 22nd Apr 20183 answers, last by marval 14:01 Sun 22nd Apr 2018
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Oldies Will U Derstand This

1. My goal for 2017 was to lose 10 pounds. Only 15 to go. 2. Ate salad for dinner. Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. FINE, it was a...
11:23 Wed 31st Jan 20189 answers, last by hereIam 15:59 Wed 31st Jan 2018
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Spam From Hmrc

I've just received this email (supposedly) from HMRC, addressed to the first part of my email address: HM Revenue & Customs You may be able to get a tax rebate of £268.25 from the last year annual...
14:16 Thu 18th Jan 20187 answers, last by spathiphyllum 14:28 Thu 18th Jan 2018
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New Forest Goshawk

Does anybody know what's happened to the New Forest Goshawk nest? Two chicks earlier today, now only one, looking dead, and lots of down all over the nest.
18:47 Fri 09th Jun 20179 answers, last by ladybirder 13:37 Sat 10th Jun 2017
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Compassion

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women, from England, Wales and Scotland, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The English woman said 'Have...
07:13 Mon 08th May 20171 answer, last by waterboatman 07:31 Mon 08th May 2017
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Poor Paddy

The pub had not been open long when paddy struggled in. The tears flowed freely from his eyes and dribbled down his chin. The publican was most concerned at Pats distressing state. Come in and sit and...
07:23 Thu 06th Apr 20174 answers, last by marval 15:34 Thu 06th Apr 2017
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Men Cross Your Legs; Ladies, Promise Not To Laugh.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-39285486...
08:19 Thu 16th Mar 201729 answers, last by mallyh 15:55 Thu 16th Mar 2017
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The Curtain Gallery / Avis Net Curtains

I had an email from the above company yesterday, from where I bought some curtains last autumn, addressing me by name and saying I had been awarded a "special gift" of a hamper worth £126 and all I...
13:17 Fri 10th Mar 20171 answer, last by playersdigger 23:28 Sat 07th Apr 2018
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Coming Soon

Can't afford a self-driving car? How about one of these. https://www.youtube.com/embed/LSZPNwZex9s...
12:21 Wed 01st Mar 20179 answers, last by murraymints 12:36 Wed 01st Mar 2017
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Alcohol Labels Just Like Cigarettes

Liquor manufacturers are considering the government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may...
08:59 Thu 16th Feb 20174 answers, last by marval 19:38 Thu 16th Feb 2017
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Lexophilia

• Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! • How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it. • England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. • I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. • They told...
22:18 Wed 15th Feb 20177 answers, last by Wellfield 08:01 Thu 16th Feb 2017
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Remember The Tub Of Lard?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38345056...
17:51 Fri 16th Dec 20164 answers, last by anneasquith 19:13 Fri 16th Dec 2016

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