Listener 4813 Disorderly Conduct By...
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A man was driving along a country lane one day when he saw a three legged chicken running down the road. He was amused enough to drive along behind it for a while, and as he was driving he saw they were doing 30 mph.
Pretty fast chicken, he thought, I wonder just how fast it can run. So he accelerated, but the chicken did too! They were now moving along the road at 45 mph!
The man in the car accelerated again and to his surprise the chicken was still running ahead of him when he reached 60 mph.
Suddenly the chicken turned off the road and ran down a long driveway leading to a farmhouse. The man followed the chicken to the house and saw a man in the yard with dozens of three legged chickens. The man in the car called out to the farmer "How did you get all these three legged chickens?"
The farmer replied, "I breed 'em. You see it's me, my wife and my son living here and we all like to eat the chicken leg. Since a chicken only has two legs, I started breeding this three legged variety so we could all eat our favorite piece."
"That's amazing!" said the driver "How do they taste?"
"Don't rightly know, I ain't caught one yet!"
Pretty fast chicken, he thought, I wonder just how fast it can run. So he accelerated, but the chicken did too! They were now moving along the road at 45 mph!
The man in the car accelerated again and to his surprise the chicken was still running ahead of him when he reached 60 mph.
Suddenly the chicken turned off the road and ran down a long driveway leading to a farmhouse. The man followed the chicken to the house and saw a man in the yard with dozens of three legged chickens. The man in the car called out to the farmer "How did you get all these three legged chickens?"
The farmer replied, "I breed 'em. You see it's me, my wife and my son living here and we all like to eat the chicken leg. Since a chicken only has two legs, I started breeding this three legged variety so we could all eat our favorite piece."
"That's amazing!" said the driver "How do they taste?"
"Don't rightly know, I ain't caught one yet!"
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