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Patsy33 | 17:46 Fri 23rd Nov 2018 | Jokes
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My friend asked me how I bake my bread.

I said I couldn't tell him because it was on a knead to know basis.
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I guess it's 50-50 whether or not he's still your friend.
18:12 Fri 23rd Nov 2018
..... and he didn't knead to know
Dough!
Used your loaf there Patsy
I bet he was a bit crusty after that.
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He was Marval. I did rise above it though...
Crumbs, you are on a roll Patsy.
why were you so crusty to your friend....you sliced him up.
He probably got out of the wrong side of the bread!
talk about sticking the knife in.....

If it was Jewish bread, Challahlujah
I guess it's 50-50 whether or not he's still your friend.
Your friendship is now toast. :-(
I bet he was well browned off
If he was french-stick it up him lol
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It's how I earn my crust...
So you need the dough then?
Don't drop him, he'll land butter side down.
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At yeast he's still speaking to me..
Just bread, not wholemeal.
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I dropped my bloomers today...
So long as your baps didn't drop then.

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