The Dance.............

[Shaglene]

A Sailor with a wooden eye went to a dance. At the dance there also a woman with a peg leg. With both of them being disabled no one wanted to dance with them.
Knowing that only the peg-legged woman had low enough standards to dance with him.
The wood-eyed sailor asked her, "Would you like to dance?"
Overwhelmed the woman exclaimed, "Would I! Would I!"
The sailor replied, "PEG LEG!!!!PEG LEG!!!

[Garaman]

She's be hopping mad.

[Patsy33]

Lol!

[Chipchopper]

Had me stumped for a while! ;-)

[marval]

lol

[hereIam]

Hee hee ...

[Voltage]

im thinking about the splinters later lol

[Ken4155]

That's been cleaned up some since i last heard it :-/