SIGN UP

New Pillows

Avatar Image
Berniecuddles2 | 18:30 Fri 06th Oct 2017 | Jokes
11 Answers
I went to a Dunelm store for some new pillows.the assistant in the shop said " Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines"

Answers

1 to 11 of 11rss feed

Best Answer

No best answer has yet been selected by Berniecuddles2. Once a best answer has been selected, it will be shown here.

For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.
Haha... That creased me up!..
Question Author
Wow what a dream I've just had... I dreamt I ate a large marshmallow ..I can't find my pillow now !
I bet you're spitting feathers!...
Question Author
Watch out ....quick duck down!
Yeah, I know!
My furrowed brow go's all the way round to the back of my head now!
I bought some memory foam pillows, thing is I can't remember where I left them.
Question Author
LOL
Question Author
I woke up with a face full of rice this morning.

I fell asleep as soon as my head hit the pilau.
I went out to buy some goose feather pillows, but I found they were so expensive I couldn't even afford the down payment.
Really,......I slept like a log last night, woke up this morning with my head in the fireplace...
Honestly, all this pillow talk.......

1 to 11 of 11rss feed

Do you know the answer?

New Pillows

Answer Question >>