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Berniecuddles2 | 07:23 Fri 25th Aug 2017 | Jokes
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A Man has been arrested after falling into farm machinery whilst trying to steal it. He is due to be bailed on Monday!
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Avatar Image albaqwerty
I really do feel for Mrs C
07:24 Fri 25th Aug 2017
Avatar Image murraymints
hmmmmm... we need to do a straw poll !
07:25 Fri 25th Aug 2017
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HAY it's not that bad lol
07:26 Fri 25th Aug 2017
Avatar Image DTCwordfan
of all the things I have read, this is the slurry pit.
07:27 Fri 25th Aug 2017
Avatar Image murraymints
bit corny !
07:29 Fri 25th Aug 2017
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a real maize of double entendres
07:30 Fri 25th Aug 2017
Avatar Image DTCwordfan
cuddles needs to go and sow his oats - rather than making us suffer.
07:31 Fri 25th Aug 2017
Avatar Image murraymints
we can bar(e)ley raise a chaff !
07:35 Fri 25th Aug 2017
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they'll have a job to release him if he's stook
08:01 Fri 25th Aug 2017
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He'l do twine for sure!
08:12 Fri 25th Aug 2017
Avatar Image murraymints
porridge oats for sure
08:13 Fri 25th Aug 2017
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Might have to combine this joke.
19:10 Fri 25th Aug 2017

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