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Patsy33 | 19:11 Sun 30th Jul 2017 | Jokes
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I've fallen in love with a pencil and we're getting married.
I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
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Wedding Music by Erasure.
19:15 Sun 30th Jul 2017

Wedding Music by Erasure.
That really made me laugh, Patsy! Thank you.

said hamlet to ophelia i'll draw a sketch of thee
what kind of pencil shall i use?
2b or not 2b
spike milligan


Hope your taking precautions and have a rubber on the end
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I wonder what drew them together?
Maybe it was a pencil full of lead ;)
She'll be lead astray at some point.
At what point did you propose.
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She's a soft touch.....
Is the honeymoon in Pennsylvania ?
Ledbury I think, Chip.
Good point Tone, I'll pencil it in
What's propelling these pencil quips?
lol

“To write with a broken pencil is pointless.”
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To be blunt, best sharpen up then!

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