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Davemano | 18:30 Sun 21st Jun 2015 | Jokes
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A chap got a job working at a precision engineers. His starting post was going to peoples' houses collecting bubbles from goldfish bowls to put into spirit levels.

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Tartan paint too.
15:23 Mon 22nd Jun 2015
Sounds like the same shop where they sell the twelve inch sky hooks, and the black and white chequered paint!

..... and the bucket of compressed air - - and a long weight
.... or a left handed screwdriver
...and a long reach and a short stand
First job I was on, there was a bucket of Swafega. I said, 'Urgh, what's that stuff for?' They said, 'You put your hands in it to clean them'. 'Aye, I bet, you must think I'm stupid or something'. They were right, I was.
Life can be very cruel.
My granny used to push wheel barrows full of light into air raid shelters during the war and my dad used to kick start jumbo jets
I once bought an inflatable dartboard.
Lol, I'm pinching that one.
I got stung by a bee last week.........£10 for a jar of honey!
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Every ones a gem hope they bring a smile, athough I have or had a friend who people thought smiled occasionally, but most thought it was just 'wind'
Tartan paint too.

"inflatable dartboard"

that's brilliant - i'd like to use that elsewhere too
Bought Mts Nessie a water bed for our sex life, now were just drifting apart ?

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