I Went Into A Pet Shop......

[excelsior-1]

.....to buy a goldfish

the proprietor asked "do you want an aquarium?"

i replied "i don't really care what star sign it is"

[frugalfred]

You wouldn't want Cancer though, would you, excel!

[PankySmooch]

That's a red herring surely

[frugalfred]

On the other hand, excel, you might already have the crabs, for all I know.

[Baldric]

Pisces, two for the price of one!

[Sam1960]

I asked the same proprietor how much his wasps were ?
We don't sell wasps he said !!
You've got two in the window I said .................

[frugalfred]

There's a sting in the tail, Sam!

[frugalfred]

Are you Virgo, excel?

[DTCwordfan]

I fancy a nice bit of rabbit for my supper tomorrow night.

Could any of you tell me whether it's cheaper from a butchers or a pet shop?

[bibblebub]

there's always Bunny Burgers but that's another tail

[DTCwordfan]

dtc, a party animal, spots a nice looking woman in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name.
"Carmen," she replied.
That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation, "Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself," she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly into his
eyes. "And what is your name?"
"Mr Bunnyscrew"