Today, I Saw........

[excelsior-1]

......... a mechanic seated upon a spare automobile part, drinking a cup of tea

i assume he was on a brake

[berniecuddles]

feeling a bit tired may have a fiesta!

[frugalfred]

Time to issue a fiat?

[weecalf]

Sumpet is up when no one mentioned hope he did not choke

[frugalfred]

Quel bon MOT!

[DTCwordfan]

The owner of the garage was called Ivor Bentley and you should have seen his wife, corrr....Mercedes, very sporty she was.

[tonyav]

I've met her sister Porsche, DT.

[DaisyNonna]

Are you veteran or vintage?

[tonyav]

Neither Daisy, a classic.

[marval]

I must tell my friend the rev this joke. I can imagine he will laugh and say diesel do.

[DaisyNonna]

My Sunbeam!

[DTCwordfan]

Daisy, tony thinks he's President Ford with big Bushes.....

[tonyav]

Lincoln actually, DT.

[DTCwordfan]

Congrats, it's a triumph.....or is it excel's mini-stag night?

[DTCwordfan]

At least it wasn't a Hoover, tony......

[tonyav]

I'd be damned if I was, DT.

[DaisyNonna]

We all have a Formula, at least he isn't a Morris Dancer or a Convertible

[DTCwordfan]

Glad that you aren't Taft, tony......a true-man if there ever was one.

[tonyav]

Ohhhh, that Daisy is a proper little Spitfire.

[DaisyNonna]

Definitely not Stock!

[DTCwordfan]

watch it, she's a real jaguar....