Today, I Saw........

[excelsior-1]

......... a mechanic seated upon a spare automobile part, drinking a cup of tea

i assume he was on a brake

[DTCwordfan]

Oops, a reversal then due......

[ferlew]

He must have been exhausted.

[DaisyNonna]

Hope my PC doesn't crash

[DTCwordfan]

I'm choked up now.

[DaisyNonna]

That's the ticket DT

[tonyav]

You'd think that there would be better service.

[askyourgran]

That indicates a lack of engine power dtc

[ferlew]

Was he wearing speedos ?

[tonyav]

It's losing it's spark now.

[DaisyNonna]

My transmission is coming to a close, making a 3 point turn towards the kitchen. Hoots of laughter XXX

[tonyav]

Why hasn't anyone mentioned horn yet.

[DTCwordfan]

your transmission may be coming to an end, daisy, I'm ready for the scrap yard on this....

[frugalfred]

A bumper thread!

[askyourgran]

You can blow your own horn. I didn't mention it before in case it caused trouble.

[tonyav]

A good injection of humour, this thread excel.

[DaisyNonna]

Glad I could make my Marque

[berniecuddles]

i'm getting in a right estate here

[DaisyNonna]

Got a soft top Bernie?

[tonyav]

Actually I think I might head for the saloon, bernie.

[askyourgran]

The mechanic was called Maurice Minor