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William51

Mayonnaise.- Dying. - Wettest Country.

   What did the Mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened?. " Close the door i am dressing."                                         When you die, what part of the body dies last?.  The... ...
15:37 Sun 31st Mar 20241 answer, last by Patsy33 15:43 Sun 31st Mar 2024
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Rondy

It's Raining

So a young man went into confession crying, and told the priest: “Forgive me father for I have sinned”. “What have you done?” asked the priest. “A few weeks ago I went to the library. I remained... ...
11:53 Sun 31st Mar 20241 answer, last by ladybirder 12:03 Sun 31st Mar 2024
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Rondy

A Few More

The guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She’s beautiful, isn’t she?"
I said, "If you think she’s beautiful, you should see my girlfriend mate!"
He said, "Why?... ...
13:29 Fri 29th Mar 20242 answers, last by retrocop 13:57 Fri 29th Mar 2024
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Rondy

And There's More

A man decides to join the circus. He shows up to demonstrate his skills to the Ringmaster.

"I have the most unusual act," he announces. "I'm sure it will amaze you."

He climbs up to the high wire... ...
14:30 Thu 28th Mar 2024
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1ozzy

One Reason..

..Leonardo became a famous painter. https://ibb.co/yq0WhHQ ...
04:30 Wed 27th Mar 20245 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:26 Fri 29th Mar 2024

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