What's Cummings Up To Now ?.

[gulliver1]

Boris is thinking of Hiring A failed Australian ex P/M, Tony Abbott, to join his Con Gov,
as a Trade Adviser. Whatever that is . Do they have to Import a Failed P/M , we might have one of our own next year.

[gulliver1]

Tony abbott ex leader of Liberal Party, down under.being recruited by Boris .
OMG ,get the smelling salts out for TGT.

[ToraToraTora]

For someone that doesn't live here you seem to have an amazing level of interest, me old china!

[youngmafbog]

Gulliver, even with your limited intelligence you must see that someone from 'down under' will have knowledge of the area?

And so what if he was a liberal there, why do you have such a problem with different political allegiance?

[ynnafymmi]

@19.41.Quite a few of the Brit-haters on this site dont live in Britain.Its like me going on the Finnish version of AB,and calling all the Finns a bunch of fascist Hitlerite,Stalinists.

[douglas9401]

The Liberals of Oz are basically their verion of the Tories here, Gulliver, no need for smelling salts for the manic mockney.

[ToraToraTora]

gulliver: "Hope you lot a Bracing yourselves for a massive tax rise , this Autumn . The Tory Money tree is still being shaken, but there's *** all left on it , its well and truly Plucked. " - well well well, if you are still in the country you also will be paying it, if, as you claim you live in the EUSSR then you'll be hammered to replace the Gazillions the UK pays me old china!

[Mozz71]

//Its like me going on the Finnish version of AB,and calling all the Finns a bunch of fascist Hitlerite,Stalinists.//

It really isn't.

[Togo]

//.Quite a few of the Brit-haters on this site dont live in Britain.//

Quite a few live quite close though, unfortunately, ynnafymmi.

[Apc2604]

Arthritic fingers gulliver, as I have said before. I don't drink by the way, except for a very rare red wine.

[Peter Pedant]

// So you don't know what a "trade adviser" is (it seems quite self explanatory to me),//

oh come on mate give them some didgery0doo
this is AB !
(recommend Rake)

[Peter Pedant]

// gulliver: "Hope you lot a Bracing yourselves for a massive tax rise , this Autumn //

the hacks were saying even our Chancellor has been persuaded

you know - empty pursey - more taxi

( shoobee empty pursey - no taxi - but cdnt quite make it)

it is an upside down world my masters - quite a jump really

[ynnafymmi]

Errr,is there an app or something so that i can translate what Peter Pedant is rambling on about.I cant make head or tail of his postings.Is he speaking in Polari or some kind of T*nkers cant?

[gulliver1]

Where was the Trade Adviser, when Chris Grayling was giving out a Contract to a Ferry Co without any Ferries . Just one more cock up by this Incompetent Tory Govt.

[Peter Pedant]

just pass it by inny
it is in fact very insulting towards you

[Peter Pedant]

oh and it also says
tax rises are not secret - it is all over the papers

[Jackdaw33]

Remember that in Australia the Liberal Party is more akin to our Tory Party than our own home-grown Lib Non-Dems.

[douglas9401]

I suppose that point did bear repeating, Jackdaw.

[Jackdaw33]

Didn't see the previous post.

[douglas9401]

:-)