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Boris almost gone for a Burton.
Boris confesses he has no idea how far a metre is.
I think you've overdone it with the blusher.
Your'e pulling my plonker, Boris, as well.
Boris trying to organise a P*** up in a Brewery. Again.
I'd have thought he'd gone for a Burton.
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Boris: Are you a small family group, or the Parliamentary Liberal Party ?
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Boris: No age ID Master Gove ? - Just a bottle of Tizer for you I’m afraid.
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Boris: Old Peculier indeed - You’re barred!
Pillock!
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Sir Tim: I was desperate - We’d sent all the east European bar staff home.
Not you...him. :-)
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Tilly,

A pint or half of Pillock ?
Boris on the pull again..
"Tim - can you put that erect thing back in your pants, Priti will be ever so embarrassed if she sees that."
The man who stated he doesn't believe in gesture politics proving yet again what an inveterate liar he is.
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Boris: Less of the long face Jeremy - this is Happy Hour!
Half a pint of pillock is more than enough, Gromit.
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Boris: Two pints of Wife Beater and a pickled egg - is that everything Mr Rees Mogg ?
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Half a pint of Pillock coming up! - Would you like a head on it Tilly ?

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