Captions Please ?

[Canary42]

Come on then ABers, don't let me down - let's have some funny captions (or speech bubbles).

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-44426442

[Gromit]

Trump demonstrates to the G7 how he intends to stick a ping pong ball on Kim Jong Un’s head.

[Spicerack]

1. Patriot. World saviour.
2.?
3.?
4.?
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6. Traitor
7. Traitor
8. Traitor
9.?

[bookbinder]

Look here, Angela, I don't really care whether you like my haircut or not!

[Tuvok]

Listen, the rules of musical chairs means you can't sit in the last chair before the music starts - get up!

[Arksided]

'Number 6: I will not make any deals with you. I've resigned. I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own. I resign.
I am not a number. I am a person.'

The Prisoner

[Gromit]

The winning Raffle Ticket for the only chair is won by... No.1.

[Prudie]

Look Donald just because your lot won the war single-handedly that's all in the past. We are all family now and families share.

[Gromit]

No.8: As a goodwill gesture, I’ve left my Foreign Secretary at home.

[Patsy33]

Look. I did not put a whoopie cushion under your seat! Did you hear Trump?!....

[tonyav]

Now zen Herr Trump ve vill ask ze qvestions.

[douglas9401]

Trump makes the G7 grate, again.

[slinky.kate]

Donald 'your determined not to give the lady a seat ?

[marval]

Now listen here Donald, wait your turn, I trumped before you.

[-SharonA-]

Ve have vays of making you talk!

[Bazile]

6
What do you mean the most important of us here , gets to sit down on the only chair?

[Quoi]

1. I dont care what you say, i am staying here until someone gets the triple ply andrex and one of you agrees to wipe.

[Tuvok]

That my chair - I put my towel on it last night!

[Ken4155]

The first one to kiss my butt can have the tariff cancelled.

[Quoi]

6. Monsieur Macron please stop that I am tring to speak to Mr Trump.

[DTCwordfan]

"You are telling us that you are going to have sex with Kim Jong-Un?"

"No, you daft German fraulein-bratwurster, I'm going to screw him."