Cr@p Day So Far

[NoMercy]

I've hit another car in the multi-storey at work and knocked a latte all over my desk, soiling patient casenotes.

Both vehicles are going to need a respray. What next? :-(

[emmie]

it's cold and raining, get your brolly out..

[ladybirder]

Brace yourself for the third thing!

[Tilly2]

Oh dear, Nom and you were so cheerful yesterday.

[Barmaid]

That's a bugger NoM. But that's why we have insurance and no-one was hurt.

Damn shame about the latte though!

[Barmaid]

And at least you didn't walk smack into a door at 3.30am like i did in my slightly piddled state.

[Peter Pedant]

patient case notes -lick them dry - I dont know what you do about the choc topping - blame the mice I think

I WATCHED someone drive into my parked car while I murmured
I think she has to hit the car...... is that worse ?


She was all shaky when she got out, and I gritted my teeth perectly

[NoMercy]

I'll pay out of my own pocket. Don't want to lose my no claims. :-(

[NoMercy]

Oh and I had to issue stalker with police threat.

[Barmaid]

There's your third thing then.

A police threat normally has the desired effect.

[Tilly2]

That third thing must be the worse. A stalker? That must be frightening.

[vakayu]

Sing the song "Things can only get better"

[excelsior-1]

hello NoMercy

you are evidently feeling a little distracted today ... will you be able to go somewhere later and just sit quietly, relax and breathe slowly to try and clear your mind?

[NoMercy]

Don't want to tempt fate, Vakayu.

So far, so good, BM.

He's a tad disturbed, Tilly. He's convinced there are "feelings on both sides" and he's urging me not to ignore them. We only had one drink together.

[sunny-dave]

Not in your league of crapness NoM, but it's a pretty grey day at Sunny Dave Towers.

Dank and nasty outside - and a list of phone calls to make that I just don't fancy at all. Sky, M&S credit card insurance refund claim, Car Insurance renewal and Car Breakdown renewal - every single one of them is going to be haggling about money, which I hate doing.

Why can't their just be a single 'fair price' for things, rather than a rip-off first offer that you then have to spend time and energy beating down.

I may have several coffees first ... and then a bun ...

[Tilly2]

Well, you're moving soon aren't you, Nom. That might help get rid of him.

[Barmaid]

Best nipping that one in the bud now then!

I went for a drink with a bloke once, but there was absolutely nothing there. he bloody wouldn't leave me alone. The thing that tipped me over the edge was hearing a van driving up and down outside my house one Sat morning and then receiving a text from him saying "wakey wakey, I see you left your car out last night". I hadn't told him where I lived but somehow he had managed to find me. I had to leg it out the back door when he drove up the other end of the street, jump in the car and escape to a friends where I sent him a text threatening the police.

[NoMercy]

Yeah ... The pub, excelsior !!!

[joggerjayne]

Oh no, HB ... you poor thing.

1. Get the day over with.

2. Drown sorrows in wine.

3. Go to bed.

X

[albaqwerty]

blurdy hell Nom, have a word with the army muscles as well. He might be able to help get shot of the stalker.

[joeluke]

Women drivers eh?