You Could Not Make It Up!

[EDDIE51]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296
Woman trapped after trying to retrieve her poo that was too big to flush. So she threw it out of the window!

[douglas9401]

Gardy loo! :)

[douglas9401]

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/gardyloo

[andy-hughes]

For once Eddie, that much over-used phrase is entirely accurate!

I love the fact that the couple are still seeing each other - let's face it, he knows what he is letting himself in for!

Best scenario for her future profile - "Uses initiative in difficult situations ..."

Worst scenario - "Prone to occasional digestive issues ... "

[marval]

Oh dear, a crap date perhaps.

[douglas9401]

Locals should be grateful that a high-powered extraction device wasn't in operation at the time. :P

[EDDIE51]

Yes at least it avoided the fan !

[Smowball]

I actually burst out loud reading this! That poor woman must have been mortified!

[aelmpvw]

quote from the article ...
"And we've already got the most difficult stuff out of the way first."
i wonder if he really did say that?

[murraymints]

EEK !

[albaqwerty]

she should have used the bog brush to bash it into submission.

[Smowball]

Why did she even tell him lol?

[alavahalf]

The first headline I thought of was ..

'Gymnast fails to qualify in log chucking event'

[Eleena]

" It's ooh early to say if she's the one" ... Dear me.

[Eleena]

Too!

[Patsy33]

How embarrassing! I bet her face was all flushed. Pity the toilet wasn't!

[Mamyalynne]

'We decided to finish the date by going back to mine and watching a documentary...'

No wonder she got bored.

[-Talbot-]

So to be clear ... gness can constantly tell us about her mishaps but nobody can make a gness/mishap related joke?

Or is it only certain ABers can make gness/mishap related jokes?

[Prudie]

Now I remember and I thought it was said in jest with some degree of affection

[andy-hughes]

Talbot - // So to be clear ... gness can constantly tell us about her mishaps but nobody can make a gness/mishap related joke? //

To be clear - your post contravened Site Rules and was removed accordingly.

// Or is it only certain ABers can make gness/mishap related jokes? //

No, anyone can make such jokes, as long as they don't contravene Site Rules, if they do, they will be removed.