Scaffolders Outside

[albaqwerty]

sniff, they're not particularly chucky men in uniform. They are blooming agile though :-D

No question, just thought I'd share.

[giveup]

Not even one dishy one.

[2sp_]

At least it's a bit chilly for builder's bum.

[gness]

Agile can be good, Giveup. ;-)

[Mick-Talbot]

You don't need to be agile to be a scaffolder.

so how do you know, are you chasing them?

[McMouse]

Send them sound....I need some scaffolding boards.

[albaqwerty]

bunch of steel outside my living room window Mick, they've gone quiet so presumably finished for the day, new fascias on front of house needed allegedly.

cold for builder's bum just doesn't bare (!) thinking about :-D

[DTCwordfan]

Going up in the world, are we?

[Baldric]

This the chucky one you were after alba?

[2sp_]

Nobody likes a frozen tooshe.

[joggerjayne]

I suppose scaffolders are lifting metal bars all day ... so their job is a bit like spending a lot of time in the gym.

That probably makes them quite good BF material.

[McMouse]

To do the job scaffolders have little tools. Must be the cold weather!

[lady-janine]

at least with scaffolding across the windows no one can peek in.

[albaqwerty]

yep, they've abandoned it. left ladders to get onto platform. Wonderful.
Now if I get broken into during the night, I'll need to put my glass eye and me teef in.
They 're inconsiderate.

[lady-janine]

have you complained to anyone about this alba? they should really leave it so that your property is safe and secure. most frightening to leave it like that.

[albaqwerty]

no LJ, no moaned to anyone, if it's a good looking thief I'll let gness know, I'll strap him up in Mr Alba's pj's :-D

Just went to take the mutterooni out the back, scaffolding there too.
Wowsers, doubles scaffies tomorrow :-D

[DTCwordfan]

A Lady J-type OH Englishman, A Sibs-type OH Irishman and an Alba-type OH Scotsman all working on renovating Alba's and her neighbours' buildings, something about redoing the fascia.

They sit down on the highest scaffold every day and have their lunch. As they open the snap boxes the English Lady J=type OH guy says "OMG! Bloody ham sandwiches again! If i get ham once more this week, I'll jump off this scaffold to my death!"

The Alba-type OH Scots guy opens his box & says, "Haggis again! if I get haggis once more this week etc."

The Sibs-type OH Northern Irish guy opens up his box, "Jam sandwiches etc etc..."

Anyway the next day comes along and low and behold all 3 have the same fillings and jump to their death.

(You can drag this joke out some more at this point)

At the wake the Lady J-type wife says, "I just can't understand it? He always said he liked ham." The Alba-type wife agreed & added, "Yes... my Jock would always want haggis."

The Sibs-type OH wife says, "I cant understand it either? He always made his own sandwiches."

[albaqwerty]

if I phoned you and there was cackling down the line!!!!!.......

[lady-janine]

lol alba

[Psybbo]

Alba, why do you have all the luck?
DT, very funny:-)