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Voltage | 15:30 Fri 25th May 2018 | Jokes
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My mate's just not the same since he almost drowned in a vat of lemon juice..

It's left him very bitter.
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Avatar Image albaqwerty
and he's been giving everyone the pip since.
15:37 Fri 25th May 2018
Avatar Image jno
you're taking the pith, alba
15:48 Fri 25th May 2018
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Gawd b-lime-y you two !
15:53 Fri 25th May 2018
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I've always had a zest for life
15:58 Fri 25th May 2018
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A tonic would do him good I should think.
16:01 Fri 25th May 2018
Avatar Image Bazile
It's a good thing he didn't fall in a vat of peppers - it can get a bit chili up the urals

16:12 Fri 25th May 2018
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That makes no a-peel to me
16:14 Fri 25th May 2018
Avatar Image Arksided
Lucky he didn't get squashed.
16:17 Fri 25th May 2018
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hope he was only in it a jiff x
16:19 Fri 25th May 2018
Avatar Image Bazile
Is he a foreigner or a Limey ?
16:21 Fri 25th May 2018
Avatar Image Patsy33
I thought he looked sour as he passed me in his Citrus....
16:22 Fri 25th May 2018
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Cor-dial me an ambulance my sides are splitting.
16:25 Fri 25th May 2018
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Lol I shall o-range that for you arky
16:27 Fri 25th May 2018
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I shall squeeze in an answer here.
16:46 Fri 25th May 2018
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Have you being squashed or tango'd,
16:53 Fri 25th May 2018

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