Are You Giving Your Loved One ...

[sunny-dave]

... a Love Sausage for Valentine's Day?

Blimey - that's a bit of a whopper ...

https://tinyurl.com/yca2a3ee

[marval]

Wow, but no i won't.

[johnny.5]

no
An Ironing Board Cover

[sunny-dave]

I'm not sure I'd be brave enough to ask the Nice Ladies in M&S where the Love Sausage was on display ...

[Peter Pedant]

almost a cumberland sausage
there was a school in Lancs which stopped serving them for lunch after the pupils wdnt stop asking for a "pink willie"

matinee of that Queen Anne film

[gness]

That's really pretty and on a nice heart shaped plate too.....Couldn't eat all of it but it would be nice to come down to breakfast and have someone special place that on the table...... :-)

Dave, you no longer have nice ladies in M&S.....there is no longer an M&S.......so you may have to start mauling some sausages yourself....... x

[Calicogirl]

No, he's away for Valentines Day, but I do hope he gives me one when he gets back ;-) x

[queenofmean]

I was asked if I wanted one...I declined the offer.

A nice simple normal sausage...then I might be interested ;)

[gingejbee]

No, I'm taking out a bank loan for these flowers....a bargain at £175 from Mr. Waitrose.....

(I was going to give a link to them, but the website says that they have all sold out....!)

[JF85]

Pretty shallow journalism, but half a kilo sounds much worse than a pound of dead animal. Perhaps my vegetarian tendency is outweighed by my Europhobia.

[Patsy33]

I'd rather have the ironing board covers!....

[marval]

lol@Patsy

[Toorak]

I saw one today - gross!

[LadyCG]

I'd love to sink my teeth into that...

[Lie-in King]

Droooool...

[Canary42]

So, banger, or bang her !

[I'll get my coat]

[Rockrose]

A love sausage is not just for Valentine’s Day

[ducksie]

:)

[sunny-dave]

Indeed not, RR - that would keep you well filled for a week at least ...

[Rockrose]

A week? At least 2!! I would be a very happy lady with that sausage in me!!

[ducksie]

hahaha

I watched presenters on morning tv earlier discuss this, it was so funny, but they were discussing a Dublin butchers, who wanted folk to cook a love sausage, take a pic and # online - the whole discussion went into meltdown with one of the presenters being oh so giddy to even say the word - a novelty