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"Answerbank under the Wold"

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Tonyav was conceived (with a degree of contortion and inventiveness) on the back seat of a Citroen 2CV, so his parents decided to name him Antoine Avec Voiture. His name lasted until his first day at...
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In the village of Answerbank under the Wold (twinned with Damascus, Syria), it was 6.30am and under the supervision of the Fete Chairman, Whiskery Ron, the stall holders were setting up their stalls....
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In the village of Answerbank Under The Wold (twinned with Dogger Bank, North Sea) the village pub was packed to the rafters. The four lap dancers, Starbuck, Kiki, ttfn and Ann86 had been summonsed...
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In the village of Answerbank Under the Wold (twinned with Chernobyl), crowds of sightseers lined the banks of the River Cess and Ms Humbersloop's pedallo business was doing a roaring trade. Word had...
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In the village of Answerbank Under the Wold (twinned with Middelfart, Denmark), a fierce debate was underway in the Quizzes & Puzzles Arms as to the parentage of Mike1111. The villagers had been...
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In the village of Answerbank Under the Wold (twinned with Fray Bentos, Argentina), Doctor Sqad was in his surgery idly flicking through a Janet Reger lingerie catalogue, cunningly concealed within a...
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Taking a deep breath, PC Hughes opened the door to the village hall. Blinded by the reflected light on the disco ball he stood still. A voice cried "This one must be the stripper" and he was...
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Programme of Events in Answerbank Under the Wold - summer 2012 Village Hall Programme: 7th July - Marriage Guidance Session - Mrs Craft 9th July - More Poems What I Have Wrote - Mr DTCrosswordfan 10th...
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In the village of Answerbank under the Wold (twinned with Ooomegoolies, Australia), the fete Chairman, Whiskery Ron continued to supervise the setting up of stalls. At the Guess the Weight of the Cake...
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In the village of Answerbank-Under-the-Wold (twinned with Chernobyl), the village fete committee were huddled around a single candle in the broom cupboard of the village hall. They had long since...
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In the village of Answerbank-Under-the-Wold (twinned with the first roundabout on the road into Milton Keynes) there was recently a fancy dress party in the village pub, The Quizzes & Puzzles Arms....
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In the village of Answerbank Under the Wold (twinned with Muff,Ireland), the villagers gathered outside the new shop all winced at the sound of screeching metal. Tonyav was heading towards them,gamely...
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The forthcoming 112th Answerbank Under the Wold Village Fete programme will be as follows: Security - Murraymints Lost Property - Lie in King Donkey Derby - Stokemaveric Bash the Rat - Tonyav Pick-a...
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In the village of Answerbank Under the Wold (twinned with Toadsuck, Arkansas), the villagers in the Quizzes & Puzzles Arms were enjoying a quiet lunchtime drink, eagerly awaiting the afternoon...
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In the village of Answerbank Under the Wold (twinned with Slaughterville, Oklahoma), the streets were bustling with activity. With the River Cess dolphin (a.k.a. Divegirl) at home in bed ill with an...
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In the village of Answerbank Under The Wold (twinned with Pearl Harbour, Hawaii) the villagers gathered in the Quizzes & Puzzles Arms were in a good mood. The newly formed Book Reading Group were...
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In the village of Answerbank Under the Wold (twinned with Mount Etna, Italy) the villagers were gathered outside the shop cum post office where a near hysterical Humbersloop was shouting...
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In the village of Answerbank Under the Wold (twinned with Death Valley, California), the village coffee shop, Ms Maizie's Food & Drink Emporium, was unusually busy. This was due to the fact that...
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In the village of Answerbank Under the Wold (twinned with Slaughterville, Oklahoma) the villagers were once again gathered in the Quizzes & Puzzles Arms as PC Andy Hughes addressed them. "I...
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In the village of Answerbank Under The Wold (twinned with Intercourse, Missouri) the villagers were gathered in the Quizzes and Puzzles Arms. They were subdued as the village constable, PC Andy Hughes...

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Psybbo
of an idyllic village green set up for its annual fete. Mrs_o overlording it, craft in the fortune teller's tent advising divorce, mamyalynne already administering first aid to an injured tony, gness...
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lady-janine
sorry not to be with you this week but otherwise occupied. Hope you have a good time.
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mrs_overall
In the village of Answerbank under the Wold (twinned with Ooomegoolies, Australia), the fete Chairman, Whiskery Ron continued to supervise the setting up of stalls. At the Guess the Weight of the Cake...
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mrs_overall
When Miss Buck and Mr One met, they were both itinerant costa-mongers who travelled the length and breadth of the country selling coffee. After a brief courtship they married, and nine months later...
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NoMercy
Three months ago today I had a total-loss collision because some numpty pulled out in front of me without looking. Returning from the supermarket just now, exactly the same scenario...except this time...
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Zacs-Master
Zacs-Master (born Peregrine Ignatius Morton-Pratt) was conceived during the blitz on 23rd January 1939 which his mother found very difficult (as the blitz didn’t start until September 1940)....
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mrs_overall
Tonyav was conceived (with a degree of contortion and inventiveness) on the back seat of a Citroen 2CV, so his parents decided to name him Antoine Avec Voiture. His name lasted until his first day at...
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Tilly2
With reference to TWR's question about the attraction of Answerbank, what gets on your nerves about it? Not who......... what?...
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mrs_overall
In the village of Answerbank Under the Wold (twinned with Toadsuck, Arkansas), the villagers in the Quizzes & Puzzles Arms were enjoying a quiet lunchtime drink, eagerly awaiting the afternoon...
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marval
One of the best marksmen in the FBI was passing through a small town. Everywhere he saw evidences of the most amazing shooting. On trees, on walls, and on fences there were numerous bull's-eyes with...
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FredPuli43
Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!
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FredPuli43
Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

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